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Song Parodies -> "Disney Slave"

Original Song Title:

"Candyman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Disney Slave"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A bit of information on what my college internship is like so far... (Okay it's not this bad, except that in 2 weeks of working I only made 40 bucks, but other than that it's a pretty good experiance. For me at least.)
(Mickey Mouse is crackin’ whips on our behind)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave

(Is free entry to parks worth all this stress and time?)
Poor, Bankrupt, Disney Slave

Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Heeeeeeeey!!!

I’m working Sunday morning to Saturday night
For less than seven bucks, no it don’t seem right
They ban tattoos, and colorful hair
That seems a bit ridiculous when you’re a Pooh Bear
And once you arrive you will work nonstop
You’re a poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave

Oooh, Craaaaaaaaap!
I guess it’s kinda nice cause there’s ladies worldwide
They’ve got accents and they look real fine
But to pay rent out the whazzoo isn’t at all kind (Ain’t all kind)
Yeah, The dorms really bite cause they cram us inside

The sink’s dripping slime and we’ll need a mop
For us broke, rundown, college program Disney Slaves (Oh no!)
Us broke, rundown, college program Disney Slaves

(Scatting)

Spent cash!
Daaaaaaaaamn!

Oh no
Crack that whip!

Walt he makes me cringe, cause he made these jobs
For us drunk, stupid, college program Disney Slaves (No!)
Us drunk, stupid, college program Disney Slaves!

Oh no!
Three weeks in my roomie packed up his stuff
And now he’s taking off because his job’s too tough
Housekeeping must be insane (Whoa!)
Cleaning up used condoms, and those vomit stains

(Donald and Daisy both work me to the bone)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave

(But looks good on a resume so I’ll tough it and groan)
Disney Slave, Disney Slave

(Free Workforce: Disney Slave)
I make no cash, room is trashed, my uniform gave me a rash
(No Money: Disney Slave)
I make no bucks, really sucks, I’m dressed up as Donald Duck
(Too sweaty: Disney Slave)
I won’t get rich, it’s a bitch, and got this awful twitch
(Zilch Dollars)

Too much work for not much pay
Work water parks and you’ll get sprayed
Nope, I can’t survive with this underpaid job
I’m a poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
(It sucks!) A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave
(Blows!) A poor, deprived college program Disney Slave
(No!) A poor, deprived, college program Disney Slave!!!!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Disney Slave, Disney Slave
Disney Slave, Disney Slave

Mr. Walt Disney will work me like a dog
(The magical pixie dust has turned into smog)
I work from early morning till late into the night
(Not to mention, that “It’s A Small World” bites!)
75 bucks for this dorm that smells!
(But the Little Mermaid’s hot as hell)
The beds would be more comfy inside a jail cell
(I guess you can tell that I’m under its spell)

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Below Average Dave - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Bet it feels good to get all that off your chest buddy, but dang it's gotta be depressing to read knowing most of it's true. . .555, and I can see in my head how Mikey Mouse would look like with a whip--so very well done.
McKludge - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Be careful about Disney. They've been known to fire people for rather unflattering blog entries.

But yes, the women who portray the Disney fems (Ariel, Cinderella, Belle, etc.) are frickin gorgeous.
Peter Andersson - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
So you're Mickey Matthias now? Or is it Matthias Mouse? And tell my you at least get Super Goofy peanuts for free?
Peter Andersson - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Additional: Hmmm... there's a parody idea in that first comment, I'm tempted to give it a shot myself but one who really works at Disney has more than wooden pirate's leg up on doing it much better; supergoofywagesslavesatdisneyworksforpeanuts (I don't have to name the OS, do I?) :-)
John Barry - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sounds like you're not enchanted with the job.
Meriadoc - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Could be worse - at least you're not Hans the Hare. Liked the "It's a Small World" reference.
AFW - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I guess we were mining in the same shaft, today....fine work on this...and it must be an interesting job you have there..
littleAriel - July 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, there Ducky . . . want to get 'plucky' ??
Agrimorfee - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Guess it's not the happiest place on earth. Cool beanz, Matty
Thunder Chick - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment
all true. great parody. anyone who asks me how it is i'll point them to these lyrics.
Blaydeman - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I'm a slave too, to this parody! Awesome!
UnKnownVotress - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Lord McClueless, have you been oh so busy with your ~DisneyDiva~, Sir ?? . . . as in flaying with her tail ? ?
agrimorfee - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
I did not remember reading this 3 Years ago, but I am glad I reacquainted myself with it. As was said above, good luck getting hired permanently there, but maybe you can make a tell-all film about it a la Michael Moore now...call it "Mickey & Me."
Rex - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) My uncle Paul was the only member of the Orlando city council to oppose Disney World moving in - he didn't want Orlando turning into a big tourist trap. Nice behind-the-scenes look at the mega tourist industry.
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Nice rant! Bit tricky to pace, but maybe that's the rhythm of the OS. 555 for you!
Below Average Dave - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
See above. . .
Jeff Reuben - February 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny knowing your background at Disney a few summer's back. This would be worth a video...especially to see Mickey cracking the whip over you hapless workers.
NorCalDiva - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
~Orlando, FL~ was just voted as one of the 3 most Romantic cities in the USA, along with Arlington, VA & Knoxville, TN

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