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Song Parodies -> "Taller"

Original Song Title:

"Fighter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Taller"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

I was originally going to post this a while back, but I lost interest in finishing it until I found it again and gave it another try. These giant women parodies go back to when I was kid watching Saturday morning horror movies. Needless to say, the 1958 cult classic, "Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman" influenced most of my insecurities with girls than Dracula or the Wolfman making me afraid of the dark....
(spoken)

After all I’ve been through
You’d think I’d been more careful
But in the end, I want to say thank-you
For making me that much taller

(singing)

Well, I was a bit petite
Thinking radiation can’t be beat
Just give me a blast
I’ll say when I’ve had enough
I’ve grown up
Yeah, that’ll be enough

You once by my side
Now you’re along for a ride
But my clothes came off in shreds
Cuz’ they don’t come off in size thousand, uh-oh

After just a few atomic rays
You’d think I’d be a size like you
But uh-uh, uh-oh, I’m wrong
Cause if I hadn’t done what I tried to
I wouldn’t know just how big I could get
So I just want to say turn it off!
Cause it….

Makes me that much larger
Makes me that much bigger
Makes me that wider
So stop making me taller
Here comes the Army
Here comes the Air Force
Here comes the Marines
So stop making me taller

Oh, ohhhhh,ohhhhhh, ohhhhhh, ohhhhh, oooooooooooo, yeah….

Never saw it coming
After all my carnage
Just so I could stand tall
Without being mistaken for a child
I heard I shake the ground now
Scaring people now
But I want them to learn
Because I’ll be the one who’s riled
When they start to dig my own grave, uh-huh

After all the terror and the damage
Yes you wanted to help me but don’t let me grow no more
Uh-huh, no more, uh-oh, it’s over
Cause if it wasn’t for all of your help
I wouldn’t be wearing circus tents and shaking the ground
So I wanna say turn it off
Cause it…

Makes me that much larger
Makes me that much bigger
Makes me that wider
So stop making me taller
Here comes the Army
Here comes the Air Force
Here comes the Marines
So stop making me taller

(other voices join in)

How could this size I thought I wanted
Turn out to go so wrong
I could only see the person I wanted to be
Five-foot-nine, please, Five-ten, maybe
I tried lifts myself, high heels too
I was living in denial
But now I’ve had enough
Won’t you please stop me!

(Christina singing alone)

I am tall now and I…
I really think I want to stop
Please start shrinking me back
I’ve had enough
Cause it….

Makes me that much larger
Makes me that much bigger
Makes me that wider
So stop making me taller
Here comes the Army
Here comes the Air Force
Here comes the Marines
So stop making me taller

Thought I would stop, but I still get taller
Yes, I get taller
Yes, I get taller
I’m taller!!!

Thought I would stop, ooooooo, but I still get taller
Yes, I get taller
Yes, I get taller
I’m taller!!!

It makes me that much larger
Makes me that much bigger
Makes me that wider
So stop making me taller
Here comes the Army
Here comes the Air Force
Here comes the Marines
So stop making me taller

(spoken)

Hey, there’s Britney, and…
Oops, that was Britney….
I published a book based on my paranormal research, this is it, Volunteer Ghosts. It has nothing to do with my interest in song parodies.

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Calop - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Pacing was off in the "thought I would..." parts, but otherwise it's okay. 4's.

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