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Song Parodies -> "Evil"

Original Song Title:

"Fighter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Evil"

Parody Written by:

Thor2000

The Lyrics

I recently wrote a superhero song for Britney Spears. Every superhero needs a villain to fight, so now I give her an evil villainess to fight.... Christina Aguilera as a power-tripping, soul-stealing succubus....
(speaking)

After all you put me through
You’d think I’d despise you
But in the end, I want to say thank-you
For making me that much more evil

(singing)

Well, I thought I knew you
Thinking that you were true
I guess I couldn’t trust
I called your bluff
Your time is up
Cause I’ve had enough

You were once by my side
Then thought I died
But I rose up out of the flames
Cause stealing souls gives me power, mm-hmm

After all the souls and lives
You’d probably think that I’d be a good girl like you
But, uh-uh, uh-oh, you’re wrong….
Cause if it wasn’t for all you tried to do
I wouldn’t know just how capable of what I could do
So I wanna say thank you
Cause it….

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me a become a bit more taller
It makes me that much darker
So thanks for making me evil.
You make me move a bit a more faster
You make my boobs a little more bigger
You make me that much stronger
So thanks for making evil

Oh, ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhh, oooooooooooooo, yeah!!

Never saw you coming
All of your good deeds
Just so you could flash in
Doing good things before I ruined your game
I heard you’re flying round
Playing the hero now
But I won’t even begin
Because I’ll be the one to blame
When I dig your own grave, uh-huh

After all the fights and wars
Yes, you won’t be able to harm me but not now anymore
Uh-uh, no more, oh-no, it’s over
Cause if it wasn’t for all of your torture
I wouldn’t have become this way now, and never back down
So I want to say thank you
Cause it….

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me a become a bit more taller
It makes me that much darker
So thanks for making me evil.
You make me move a bit a more faster
You make my boobs a little more bigger
You make me that much stronger
So thanks for making evil

(other voices join in)

How could this girl I thought I knew
Turn out to be so good
I could only see the cape on you
Pretending to be someone else
You tried to hide yourself, disguise yourself
Through flying in a cape
But in the end you’ll see
You won’t stop me!!!!!

(Christina singing alone)

I am evil and I….
I ain’t going to stop
There’s no turning back
I’ve had enough
Cause it….

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me a become a bit more taller
It makes me that much darker
So thanks for making me evil.
You make me move a bit a more faster
You make my boobs a little more bigger
You make me that much stronger
So thanks for making evil

Thought I would forget, but I dismember…
Yes, I dismember
Yes, I dismember
Yes, I dismember

Thought I would forget, Ooooooo, but I dismember…
Yes, I dismember
Yes, I dismember
Yes, I dismember

Makes me that much stronger
Makes me a become a bit more taller
It makes me that much darker
So thanks for making me evil.
You make me move a bit a more faster
You make my boobs a little more bigger
You make me that much stronger
So thanks for making evil
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