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Song Parodies -> "Pitiful"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Pitiful"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

My Ode to Christina Aguilera
Don't look at me

That dumb girl is an imbecile,
And like always, she cannot sing,
Now and then, she's insecure
From all the fame, she brings me shame

She is pitiful, no matter what they say
I will bring her down
She is pitiful in every single way
Yes, rock will bring her down
So rock will make her music fade.

To all my friends, she is a one-cent whore,
So obsessed about her boobs,
Trying hard to be like Britney Spears,
Brit is still dumb, and the pop goes on,
That's how gay it is

She is pitiful, no matter what they say
I will bring her down
She is pitiful in every single way
Yes, rock will bring her down
So rock will make her music fade...

No matter what's not true
(no matter what's not true)
We'll just say she is gay
(did you know she is gay?)
When the news is shining through
Then the fans won't stay

And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
Her smile will never shine
(smile looks so unfine)
But The Star will find a way
All the other times

She is pitiful, no matter what they say
I will bring her down
She is pitiful in every single way
Yes, rock will bring her down
So rock will make her music fade.

Rock will make her music fade.
Rock will make her music fade.

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Junior - December 02, 2002 - Report this comment
Another great song from the one, the only, the S.
lebeiw - December 02, 2002 - Report this comment
LOL, good job. Parodies dissing Christi always get my vote ;)
Christina Aguilera - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
C'mon people, I am not pitiful. I'm not trying to be like Britney either, I sing WAY better than her. All of you haters just leave me alone!
Michael Pacholek - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Tell ya what, Christina: Take some of your "record" royalties, buy yourself some nice clothes -- or just buy yourself some clothes -- and actually wear them in public -- and we'll talk. I'm beginning to think you wanted to write directly to the author of this parody, but you didn't know how to spell "STG"!
John Harvey - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Christina likes to be multicultural. So far she's tried to be white, she's tried to be black, and she's tried to be latino. She only has Asian, native American, and Aboriginal left to go.
Billy Florio - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
John, What about Inuit? lol
John Harvey - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I also forgot Arabic. (Inuit is kind of native American, I guess)
Michael Pacholek - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment
John Harvey, if you don't mind me adding to your very funny comment...didn't you notice that in that video she danced nearly naked and it rained? Does that count as Native American? Don't count on her trying to be Arab, though. She doesn't like to get covered up. And she'll probably read your comment and say, "Hey, my abs ARE original! Britney's the one who..."
Billy Florio - March 18, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, Michael that's histerical! ..but here's another we left out...Indian (you know, from India)
Christina Aguilera - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Would you people just SHUT UP? You guys is just bitter because you can't get with a hot girl like me and all your girlfriends are ugly. Also, Britney doesn't have nothing on me.
Billy Florio - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
"because you can't get with a hot girl like me " .... Hmmm...I suppose you think that Dee Snider is hot, because in that Lady Marmelade video, I think that you did the best impression of Dee Snider Ive ever seen (well, at least until one of those Dixie Chicks did in the Landslide video)
Christina Aguilera - March 22, 2003 - Report this comment
WHATEVA! How dare you insult me, the beautiful, Christina Aguilera. I bet you can't say that comment to my face, because I swear I'll get my bodyguard, (that is the size of a mack truck) to kick your a**!
Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Christina's so dumb, she probably thinks Dee Snider was the center fielder for the Brooklyn Dodgers. (That's Duke Snider.) "Britney doesn't have nothing on me"? Neither does Christian Dior, Versace, Tommy Hilfiger, or any other designer for that matter! You gotta wear clothes first! Damn, it feels good to talk about something obscene other than war, and about someone stupid other than (material censored by the U.S. Attorney General). As for your bodyguard, he's a little exhausted from what you did to him in that video. I don't think he'd stop me.
Sarah - March 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I hate Christina Aguilera... although her voice is truly astounding...
Christina Aguilera - March 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Haters, haters... they're everywhere! Jealous that you don't make millions like me? Jealous because you know I'm hot and don't want to admit it? Are you angry because your boyfriend have fantasies about being with me? Frustrated that you wish your girl is pretty as me? Hahaha... you guys are pathetic, keep on hating haters!
Bobo - March 29, 2003 - Report this comment
This song's comments look like they've been struck with stupid child syndrome.
Bobo - March 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, and by the way, it's your bodyguard WHO is the size of a truck. >nods<
Nick Roberts - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey 'Christina,' this'll piss you off. I'm an Eminem fan, and you know what, my favorite song is The Real Slim Shady. And my favorite verse is the one that involoves 'you.' It's totally true.
Staci - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I hate Christina so much...I just hate her because after that Moulon Rough video or whatever, every single one of those girls turned into miss whore whore slutty skank, and everone worships them for it. Its just so degrating to other women that actually have respect for themselves to turn on the tv and see sluts run around everywhere selling themselves and everything else with it, or just going out somewhere and get plagued by skanks!!! I mean, honestly girls...put some dang clothes on and act like ladies for God sake. And her voice annoys the living crap out of me...its gives me a headache. :
a girl named bob - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it is pathetic that someone would try to impersonate cristina. Ok...I don't exactly adore her, but she porbably has better things to do than post half baked replys to a funny parody on the web. this is the only song she's written that I can tolerate. but the way some of you are acting is bizzare and stupid. and this was hillarious. rock on stg!
malcolm higgins - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Staci, why is it ndegrading for you to see what other women do?? if they run around like sluts, why do you feel degraded??? and really, if men like to watch that so what?? i especially liked your last line.. it's giving me a headache.. perhaps if women got less headaches men would stop looking at what they can't get at home... by the way.. do you swallow??
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Christina's replies aren't "half-baked," they're "half-naked." In her case, that's an improvement! Wonder if touching those lips, which also touched those other lips, will be the kiss of death for her career?
Eric - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael... all of your comments mention something about Christina needing to cover up her body so I'm assuming your gay right? I mean if you don't like seeing her body then you're obviously gay.. or really a woman which would make you just plain pathetic! But most likely you're just a gay 35 year old living in your parent's basement who never has any human interaction other than your mommy tucking you in. Get a life. Her beautiful song is great and the parody is great also.
Hamani - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
i am an arab and i really like ((christina aguilera )) and i don't think she can sing arabic
Bubba - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Not that I enjoy having to defend Michael (how dare you? lol), but in his defense, not all heterosexual males in the world are turned on by Christina Aguilera, or by anyone else who has a "slutty" image. Maybe when you get a little older, Eric, you'll realize that there is such a thing as women with class, and that being sexy is more than just flaunting your body in public.
Hamani - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
maybe she's a bitch but she have a great voice and nobody can denay it

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