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Song Parodies -> "Contraception"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

Calling all Christina Aguilera fans, this is a must see
By Exxtregular/Chanell W

Verse 1
Look at me
Do you think you see
A stupid chick?
That you’re gonna knock up
I don’t care
If you think you are, so hot
Not to me
You may say that you
Are wearing a wrap
But you cannot fool this girl

Hook 1
What is the thing I see?
Tryna get in my jeans
You need contraception or
You gets no insides

Verse 2
I am now
In a position
To dogg you out
Cause you tried to play me
Why should I
Let you hit it now
You so, so nasty
I’m not havin your baby

Hook 2
What is the thing I see?
Tryna get in my jeans
Where’s your contraception,
Boy I’m not no joke
I won’t pretend that I
Am just gon let you ride
You need contraception or
You gets no insides

There’s a beast that must be tamed inside
Your sperm won’t get anywhere
Near my prize
Why must you go conceal
Who you are, what is real
We all know that you’re a hoe
That multiplies

Hook 3
I gonna act like I
Don’t know you, so goodbye
There’s no contraception so
You gets no insides

There’s no contraception so,
You gets no insides

I know it's a old song, but nothing else fit my theme...enjoy classic Christina

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Jay-Z - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
WHY,WHY,Why did you make this?!

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