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Song Parodies -> "New Cable"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"New Cable"

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The Lyrics

other day, i got new-cable
it's all for free,so filled, with glee!
once again,i read in brochure
i must sustain,it's such a pain.

can't work my new cable,been trying it all day
can make-it, make a sound
it's in cotton wool,and i'm in disarray
nerds please come around
so won't you come around to-play

no matter what i do
no matter what i play
with a strong throw it is strewn
by the bucketful it brakes

cos my i hate my new cable, the friggin thing won't play
nerds didn't come around
so there's noth-ing on today

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Matthias - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Back in the Mid-90's Christina was Beautiful, now she's almost as foul as Britney Spears.... And this parody was also beautiful
Ravyn Rant - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Where's the second verse?
2Eagle - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
That sounds like what happened when I changed from to local cable to dish. I was better off with the first.
Stuart McArthur - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
yup, that's when you need them dial-a-nerd guys - good one tomario - 555
Ethan Mawyer - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
This paces well compared to your audio file, but the content confuses me in parts. "By the bucketful it brakes"?
Agrimorfee - February 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages Comp) I agree with Ethan Maywer and Ravyn Rant. Your linked recording is 100% with the parody, but it is way too short.
Michael McVey - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Short, but witty, and so true. Same with Internet service, always seems to have this problem.---MM
bobpiecheese - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Short but freakin' sweet.
Below Average Dave - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Well--you weren't being modest when you said this wasn't your best work and you just wanted to get something in time. It's very short, good parody in general--and I know it was more of a time thing than anything else. . .not bad.
Cat - February 11, 2007 - Report this comment
(Ages) Yeah, it's short...but I like what you have! I can sympathize.
Jack Wilson - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(AGES) Short but still great

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