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Song Parodies -> "Clean"

Original Song Title:

"Dirrrty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Clean"

Parody Written by:

Your Worst Enemy

The Lyrics

this is much better and MUCH NICER
Clean
Sqeaky
Pure
Too purrrfect to clean my act up
If you aint clean... you aint here to party!

Ladies move, gentlemen move
Somebody ring the alarm
Theres a spot on the roof
Ring the alarm (and Im throwin water)
I said ring the alarm (and Im throwin water)
Ring the alarm (and Im throwin water)

Ooh, Im clean
Gimme some room, Im comin through
Paid my dues, Im in the mood
Me and my rags are gonna purify the room
Djs spinnin (show your hands)
And lets get clean(thats my jam)
I need that ... to get it off me
Sweatin till my stain comes off

Its explosive, sneakers are thumpin
Still scrubbing, 6 in the morning
Table washing, glasses are crashin
No question, time for some action!

Temperatures up (can you feel it? )
bout to erupt (so get)
Gonna get my rags
Get your rags
Gonna make some whiteness...

Gonna get spiffy
Gonna get a little sqeaky
Get it washed up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
Its about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin over my body
Scrubbing gettin just a little rough
Wanna get clean
Its about time for my arrival

Ahh, heat is up
So ladies, fellas, drop your buckets
Bodys hot from front to back
Move your rags, I like that

Tight spaces (low fo sho)
Squeez a little somethin (on the floor)
I need that ... to get it me off
Sweatin till my stain comes off

Lets get pure, cause a purrfection
Were still goin, 8 in the morning
Theres no stoppin, we keep it scrubbing
Hard rubbing, everyones talkin

Be all you got (give it to it)
Just rub the spot
Gonna get my rags
Get your rags
Gonna make some whiteness

Gonna get spiffy
Gonna get a little squeaky
Get it washed up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
Its about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin over my body
scrubbing gettin just a little rough
Wanna get clean
Its about time for my arrival

Here it comes
Its the one you been waitin on
Get up, get it up
Yo, thats whats up
Givin just what it needs to the maximum
Uh oh
Here we go

You can tell when the liquid starts to drop
Thats when we take it to the parking lot
And I betcha somebodys gonna call the cops
Uh ohs, here we gos
Ohh... yeahh...

Gonna get spiffy
Gonna get a little squeaky
Get it washed up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
Its about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin over my body
Scrubbing gettin just a little rough
Wanna get clean
Its about time for my arrival

Gonna get spiffy
Gonna get a little squeaky
Get it washed up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
Its about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin over my body
Scrubbing gettin just a little naughty
Wanna get clean
Its about time for my arrival

Gonna get spiffy
Gonna get a little sqeaky
Get it washed up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
Its about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin over my body
Scrubbing gettin just a little rough
Wanna get clean
Its about time for my arrival
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