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Song Parodies -> "Shortay"

Original Song Title:

"Dirrty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Shortay"

Parody Written by:

Enrique and Conny

The Lyrics

Don't ask WHY I did this.... I have no idea why! I hope you enjoy one of my first completed parodies.
(Skip Intro)
(Uh let me loose)
Ooh my shirt is loose,
Gimme some booze
Need to ooze.
Pay my cruise now maroon
Me and my girls come to break our shoes.
eBay listing
(Show the ads)
Let's get pudding
(Or pineapple jam)
I need that (ah!) to smell me off
Speed Stick until it wears off
It's explosive
Fingers are pumping
Still bumpin' six in Wyoming
Table dancin'
Glasses go crashin'
No questions
Time for contraction!
Temperatures up
'Bout to wear off
Gonna get my birds
Get deo-
Dorant wants some more.

Chorus:
Gonna get chowda
Gonna get a little white cooler
Getting fried up in a hurry
Gonna get shortay
It's about time that I start wearing my
Money
$hit dripping over my body
Smelling just a few I need to potty
Wanna get Ready
It's about time for my arrival.

Ah, feet are up.
So ladies, suckers
Drop your mugs
Bodies slack
Front to shack
Move your fat
I like that
Tight hip huggers
You are old
Shake a little marble
On the floor
I need that spped stick on
Wearing it till it wears off
Legs are open
Cause a bobbotion
Still going eight in Wyoming
There's no stopping
We keep it popping
Hot talking everyone's rocking
Give ll you want
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Wear your skorts
And we'll lose control!

Chorus:
Gonna get chowda
Gonna get a little white cooler
Getting fried up in a hurry
Gonna get shortay
It's about time that I start wearing my
Money
$hit dripping over my body
Smelling just a few I need to potty
Wanna get Ready
It's about time for my arrival.

Redman's Monologue----skip

Chorus:
Gonna get chowda
Gonna get a little white cooler
Getting fried up in a hurry
Gonna get shortay
It's about time that I start wearing my
Money
$hit dripping over my body
Smelling just a few I need to potty
Wanna get Ready
It's about time for my arrival.

Chorus:
Gonna get chowda
Gonna get a little white cooler
Getting fried up in a hurry
Gonna get shortay
It's about time that I start wearing my
Money
$hit dripping over my body
Smelling just a few I need to potty
Wanna get Ready
It's about time for my arrival.

Chorus:
Gonna get chowda
Gonna get a little white cooler
Getting fried up in a hurry
Gonna get shortay
It's about time that I start wearing my
Money
$hit dripping over my body
Smelling just a few I need to potty
Wanna get Ready
It's about time for my arrival.

This song is 04:58And the chorus repeats 3 times.

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