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Song Parodies -> "Slut"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Slut"

Parody Written by:

Rachel Miser

The Lyrics

This is for Ceslie, you slut!
Everyday is so wonderful
When I get paid
By the guy I laid.

And sometimes I get insecure,
I could get AIDS.
I'm so afraid.

I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?

To my mom, I haven't changed that much,
She doesn't know
That I'm a hoe.
And last year, I tried to be black.
But it didn't work
Cause sunburn hurts.

I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?

No matter who I do,
No matter what I wear.
I gotta be careful not to get HIV.
No matter who I do,
No matter what I wear.
I gotta be careful not to get HIV.

I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?

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Bee - February 27, 2003 - Report this comment
It's sweet, i like the first verse especially!
hottopicfairy - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
luv it!=)
AntitheftSkate - June 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha-sunburn hurts....that's funny :)
the little green girl - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
that was kool xcept i think christina can sing but uses 2 much sex 2 seel her musci, who knows how much money she'd loose if she didnt use sex. its jst rely sad!
Staci C. - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahahahaha I wrote a song almost just like this that Im posting on here, this is great stuff and dont think I copied some of your lines when I do post it cause I swear I didnt:P
Kyle the Komedian - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny Stuff, lookin forward to more of your work.

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