Song Parodies -> Slut
| Original Song Title: | "Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | Christina Aguilera |
| Parody Song Title: | "Slut" |
| Parody Written by: | Rachel Miser |
This is for Ceslie, you slut!
Everyday is so wonderful
When I get paid
By the guy I laid.
And sometimes I get insecure,
I could get AIDS.
I'm so afraid.
I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?
To my mom, I haven't changed that much,
She doesn't know
That I'm a hoe.
And last year, I tried to be black.
But it didn't work
Cause sunburn hurts.
I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?
No matter who I do,
No matter what I wear.
I gotta be careful not to get HIV.
No matter who I do,
No matter what I wear.
I gotta be careful not to get HIV.
I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?
When I get paid
By the guy I laid.
And sometimes I get insecure,
I could get AIDS.
I'm so afraid.
I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?
To my mom, I haven't changed that much,
She doesn't know
That I'm a hoe.
And last year, I tried to be black.
But it didn't work
Cause sunburn hurts.
I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?
No matter who I do,
No matter what I wear.
I gotta be careful not to get HIV.
No matter who I do,
No matter what I wear.
I gotta be careful not to get HIV.
I will act like this
No matter what they say
Cause I am just a slut.
I will act like this
On every single day
Cause I am just a slut.
You wanna sleep with me today?
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It's sweet, i like the first verse especially!
luv it!=)
Haha-sunburn hurts....that's funny :)
that was kool xcept i think christina can sing but uses 2 much sex 2 seel her musci, who knows how much money she'd loose if she didnt use sex. its jst rely sad!
Hahahahaha I wrote a song almost just like this that Im posting on here, this is great stuff and dont think I copied some of your lines when I do post it cause I swear I didnt:P
Funny Stuff, lookin forward to more of your work.
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