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Song Parodies -> "Loner"

Original Song Title:

"Fighter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Loner"

Parody Written by:

Barry Harrison

The Lyrics

After all I put you through
I'd think you'd dispose me
But in the end you wanna punch me
'Cause I made you that much pissed off

Well you'd be friends with me, thinking that you weren't mean
Guess you, you couldn't trust, caught my puff, time is up
'Cause you've had enough
I was there by your side, but you slapped my behind
But my fat butt just blew up in shame
'Cause my greed sold you out in flames, mhm

After all of the stealing and cheating
I probably think that you hold your bottom for me
But uh uh, oh no, I'm wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that I tried to do,
You wouldn't know just how capable you are to punch through
So I wanna say damn you
'Cause it

Makes me that much weaker
Makes me look a little bit geekier
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for making me a loner
Made myself a little bit dumber
Made my skin a little bit whiter
Makes me that much uglier
So thanks for making me a loner

Oh oh oh oh, oh oooh,
yeah, yeah, yeah, uh uh, uh

Never saw it coming,
All of my backstabbing
Just so, I could shut up
On a good thing before you realized my stuff
You heard I'm going 'round
Playin' the dumba** now
But don't even begin
Feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause your friends with me, mm

After all of the fights and the lies
Yes, you wanted to hurt me
But that won't work anymore, no more, uh uh, it's over
But instead you wanted to torture
I still would know how to be this way now and I'll back down
So I wanna say damn you
'Cause it

Makes me that much weaker
Makes me look a little bit geekier
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for making me a loner
Made myself a little bit dumber
Made my skin a little bit whiter
Makes me that much uglier
So thanks for making me a loner

How could this friend I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust, so cruel?
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to tell your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
So in the end you'll see
I'm so lonely

I am a loner and I (and I)
I ain't gonna go (I ain't gonna go)
There is more turning back
I've haven't had enough!
Oh, ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Makes me that much weaker
Makes me look a little bit geekier
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for making me a loner
Made myself a little bit dumber
Made my skin a little bit whiter
Makes me that much uglier
So thanks for making me a loner

Thought I would be so normal
I'm in Child Services, ooh
Yes, In Child Services, ohh
In Child Services

Thought I would be so normal
I'm an a**hole, ooh
Yes, I'm an a**hole, ohh
I'm an a**hole

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Makes me that much weaker
Makes me look a little bit geekier
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for making me a loner
Made myself a little bit dumber
Made my skin a little bit whiter
Makes me that much uglier
So thanks for making me a loner

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Stephen aka Step-chan - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Heard the song a couple of times, 555, very good use of the theme, some of us can relate to this(since my trust in most people was destroyed in high school).

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