Song Parodies -> Vegetable
| Original Song Title: | "Beautiful" |
| Original Performer: | Christina Aguilera |
| Parody Song Title: | "Vegetable" |
| Parody Written by: | Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor) |
Everyday
When you're running wild
Suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, your cholesterol
Gives you pain
You're so ashamed
CHORUS
I'm a vegetable
I'll take your pain away
Chocolate brings you down
I'm nutritional
Your doctor says the same
Yes, sweets will bring you down
Don't let them bring you down today
Tell all your friends that your serious
About your bones
No more snowcones
Trying hard to eat the very best
The pizza's gone
And your button's not undone
That's the way it is
CHORUS
No matter what you do
No matter what you say
If you need some talking to
If you wanna stay in shape
And everywhere you go
People will always say, oh my
It seems you've lost weight
CHORUS
Oh oh oh, yeah
Hope you're losing weight today
Your cholesterol's down today
When you're running wild
Suddenly, it's hard to breathe
Now and then, your cholesterol
Gives you pain
You're so ashamed
CHORUS
I'm a vegetable
I'll take your pain away
Chocolate brings you down
I'm nutritional
Your doctor says the same
Yes, sweets will bring you down
Don't let them bring you down today
Tell all your friends that your serious
About your bones
No more snowcones
Trying hard to eat the very best
The pizza's gone
And your button's not undone
That's the way it is
CHORUS
No matter what you do
No matter what you say
If you need some talking to
If you wanna stay in shape
And everywhere you go
People will always say, oh my
It seems you've lost weight
CHORUS
Oh oh oh, yeah
Hope you're losing weight today
Your cholesterol's down today
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AWESOME! I hate that song but that is one heck of a good parody :D And, and it's compleately true, COMPLEATELY TRUE (sorry I'm feeling a bit mad today)
Immaculately paced, reasonably funny, brilliantly executed 545
ROFL, it was awesome. Viewing the title alone I wouldn't have guessed that it would be so accurately paced, but despite it you still did great anyway! 555
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