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Song Parodies -> "Moron With A Website"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Moron With A Website"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

This is a little ode I wrote to my history teacher, who "uses" this stupid website called mygradebook.com to help us (and our parents) keep track of our grades. Only problem is, she never, ever, EVER gets all the grades right. Things that are supposed to say 100 say 10, 93s become 39s, etc. And my mum never believes that it's a mistake, and makes me live in virtual hell until it's *FINALLY* corrected. Sometimes I abbreviate the name of the site to "mygradebook." I hate that bloody site.
I feel like I've been locked up tight
for three real long years of nervous nights
Waiting for someone to release me
You're loading the grades
And sending emails my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna see my straight A
Damn it damn it damn it (Damn it damn it damn it)

Ooh (my papers all say, "You go!")
Ooh (but mygradebook's saying "....no.")

If you wanna use that site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website
For god's sake use it the right way
If you wanna use that site
Then remember this is true:
There's difference between one hundred
And a .102

You're a moron with a website, stupid
You Gotta use it the right way, blondie
You're a moron with a website, stupid
Come, come, come on and learn to type
It says my average
is 15, oh
But that is wrong
For as far as I know
All my grades are
Above ninety
Information at the speed of light
That don't mean that it's gonna be right
Damn it damn it damn it (Damn it damn it damn it)


Ooh (my papers all say, "You go!")
Ooh (but mygradebook's saying, "...no.")


If you wanna use that site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website (You're a moron with a website)
For god's sake use it the right way
If you're gonna use that site (Ooh)
Then here's what you need to do
(Need to do...Woah)
Type the damn grades in right, woman!
And I shall be soothed.

You're a moron with a website, stupid
You Gotta use it the right way, blondie
You're a moron with a website stupid
Come, come, come on and learn to type
You're a moron with a website, stupid
You Gotta use it the right way, blondie
(if you wanna use the site)
You're a moron with a website, stupid
Come, come, come on and learn to type
{Bridge:}
Ooh (my papers all say, "You go!")
Ooh (but mygradebook's saying "...no")


If you wanna use that site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website
For god's sake use it the right way
If you wanna use that site
Please remember this is true:
There's a difference between one hundred
And a .102

If you wanna use the site
You should learn to type, today!
You're a moron with a website
For god's sake use it the right way
(For god's sake use it the right way!)
If you wanna use the site
Then here's what you need to do
Type the damn grades in right, woman!
And I will be soothed.

You're a moron with a website, stupid
Come, come, come, on and learn to type.
More anti-mygradebook.com-parodies coming soon.

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Sweet Indigo - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
*hugs*. I can't remember the tune to the verses so I can't vote (or maybe I should just give ya five. Yeah.) Your teacher really does sound like a moron. The parody's good, nice job :)
Michael Pacholek - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
The original was made in the 90's.
John Barry - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
You describe a widespread and growing problem.
Starlette Victory - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
That stupid bloody website is a widespread and growing problem.....what kind of sadistic bastards thought it was a good idea to go, "Let's make a site so kids' parents can see what they got on every little assignment and let's make it not average the grades correctly so that extra credit technically brings grades down, and let's let computer-illiterate history teachers use it and make their students' lives at home with their high-pressure mothers a hell. I hate mygradebook.com.
M-Dawg - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
My teacher has a website too. Oh 555 i actually laughed! I've never really lauged at a parody i've read before.

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