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Song Parodies -> "Dirrty Laundry"

Original Song Title:

"Dirrty"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Dirrty Laundry"

Parody Written by:

Alfred Winniebago

The Lyrics

Clean....Mean......Fighin' Machine....Yep that's me
Clean
Mean
Fighting Machine
Too perfect to clean my act up
If you ain't clean... you ain't here to party!

Ladies move, gentlemen move
Somebody ring the alarm
A party on the roof
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin in Windex)
I said ring the alarm (And I'm throwin OxyClean)
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin Tide)

Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room, I'm comin' through
Paid my dues, I'm in the mood
Me and my girls gonna clean this room
Mr. Bounce is spinnin (show your hands)
And let's get clean (that's my jam)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my Tide come off

It's explosive, dirt are thumpin'
Still jumpin', 6 in the morning
Table cleanin', glasses are breezin'
No question, time for some action!

Temperature's up (Can you feel it?)
'Bout to erupt (so get clean)
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Gonna get shiny
Gonna get a little clean, baby
Get it wiped up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Cleanin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get clean
It's about time for my mop machine

Ahh, heat is up
So ladies, fellas, drop your cups
Dirt's hot from front to back
Move your pale, I like that

Tight little spots (hard fo' sho')
Clean a little somethin' (On the floor)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my Tide come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion
We're still goin', 8 in the morning
There's no stoppin', we keep it poppin'
Hard rockin', everyone's talkin'

Be all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Shiny
Gonna get a little clean, baby
Get it wiped up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Cleanin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get clean
It's about time for my mop machine

Here it comes
It's the one you been waitin' on
Get up, get it up
Yo, that's what's up
Givin' just what you want to the maximum
Uh oh
Here we go

You can tell when the germs starts to drop
That's when we take it to the trash lot
And I betcha somebody's gonna call the Reyold's ladies
Uh oh's, here we go's
Ohh... yeahh...

Gonna get shiny
Gonna get a little clean, baby
Get it wiped up in a hurry
Wanna get clean
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Cleanin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get clean
It's about time for my mop machine

Got it shiny
It's now clean, baby
Got it wiped up in a jiffy
Got it'z clean
It's about time for the party to stop
Sweat drippin' over my body
Cleanin' gettin' just a little naughty
Got it'z clean
No more time for my mop machine

Got it shiny
It's now clean, baby
Got it wiped up in a jiffy
Got it'z clean
It's about time for the party to stop
Sweat drippin' over my body
Cleanin' gettin' just a little naughty
Got it'z clean
No more time for my mop machine

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