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Song Parodies -> "Lighter"

Original Song Title:

"Fighter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Lighter"

Parody Written by:

Sara

The Lyrics

I hate smoking....sorry smokers out there....and my friends just started so I did this!
Well I, i needed u
My lungs of two
guess i, mistreated u
Now ur through, tarred up
'Cause they've had enough
You were, there in my chest
I shud have smoked less
But your, new car just came down in flames
'Cause your smoke put it all to shame, mmhmm

After all of the huffing and puffing
You think that I hold no resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all of ur nicotine
I wouldn't have lung cancer now and be in this bed
So I wanna say i hate u

'Cause it makes me that much weaker
Makes breathing a little bit harder
It makes me that much wheezier
So thanks for passing me a lighter
Made me tire a little bit faster
Made my cough a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for passing me a lighter

Oh, ohh

Never, saw it coming
All of, your cancering
Just so, comapnies could cash in
On a good thing before I realized your game
I heard, you're going around
second hand smoking now
But don't, even begin
blame
'Cause you dug your own grave, uh huh

After all of the coughs and the splutters
Yes you wanted to harm me but that won't work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for nictotine gum
I wouldn't know how to be this way now, and stub u out
So I wanna say thank you

'Cause it makes me that much weaker
Makes breathing a little bit harder
It makes me that much wheezier
So thanks for passing me a lighter
Made me tire a little bit faster
Made my cough a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for passing me a lighter

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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who cares what my name is - May 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This one stunk. :P I give it a 5.3.3
Frankie - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You don't have to smoke but you also don't have to bitch and moan about those who do.
Sara - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I said at the top "sorry to smokers" and also it killed my Grandad so I'll moan about it all I like! :P
Andrew Darwitan - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I also dislike smokers. Triple 5, by the way.

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