-> "Lighter"
Original Song Title:
"Fighter"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Lighter"
Parody Written by:
Sara
The Lyrics
Well I, i needed u
My lungs of two
guess i, mistreated u
Now ur through, tarred up
'Cause they've had enough
You were, there in my chest
I shud have smoked less
But your, new car just came down in flames
'Cause your smoke put it all to shame, mmhmm
After all of the huffing and puffing
You think that I hold no resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all of ur nicotine
I wouldn't have lung cancer now and be in this bed
So I wanna say i hate u
'Cause it makes me that much weaker
Makes breathing a little bit harder
It makes me that much wheezier
So thanks for passing me a lighter
Made me tire a little bit faster
Made my cough a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for passing me a lighter
Oh, ohh
Never, saw it coming
All of, your cancering
Just so, comapnies could cash in
On a good thing before I realized your game
I heard, you're going around
second hand smoking now
But don't, even begin
blame
'Cause you dug your own grave, uh huh
After all of the coughs and the splutters
Yes you wanted to harm me but that won't work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for nictotine gum
I wouldn't know how to be this way now, and stub u out
So I wanna say thank you
'Cause it makes me that much weaker
Makes breathing a little bit harder
It makes me that much wheezier
So thanks for passing me a lighter
Made me tire a little bit faster
Made my cough a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smellier
So thanks for passing me a lighter
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