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Song Parodies -> "Draco Obsession"

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Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Draco Obsession"

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The Lyrics

This song is about my obsession with Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter. And how I would feel if I went to Hogwarts.
He comes from a magic place.
A castle far away.
Intrigues me with every spell til' I'm breathless, I love this, can't keep my cool.
Steals my heart when flicks his wand.
And we fly to the rhythm of the broom.
Feel his fingertips grip my hips and I scream as we dip into a game of Quidditch.
Mama used to warn me to beware those wizard lovers.
She said I flew too fast, fell on a guy, that's how I became your mother.
I said, Ay mama you know me too well, I already fell in love with a cute wizard.
And I realize bleach blond hair can hypnotize.
And when he says...

I am full blood slytherin.
Reads the label on his wand.
He tells me Janessa, I need ya.
And my heart beat pumps so strong.
Getting lost in his blue eyes he whispers Janessa, I love you.
I begin to give in with no hesitation.
Can't help my Draco obsession.
It's my Draco obsession.

Skin the color of vanilla.
His lips glaze mine and I melt within.
Feels so good it must be a sin.
I won't stop what he started I'm giving in.
He brings life to to my fantasies.
Pull me closer, don't let me free.
Reverses the curse when I cannot speak inside Hogwarts his magic is music to me.
Mama used to warn me not to rush love with another.
She said I'm not trying to lecture I just care about my daughter.
I said Ay Mama you seem to forget, I'm not innocent the way you want me to be.
But when he smiles I feel like a little child.
And when he says...


Caught between my mother's words and what I feel inside.
I'm wanting to explore his world but mother wants me to hide.
I'm gonna risk it. Can't resist it. This has caught be by surprise.
Should I let him take me to the Shrieking Shack.
I can't hold back no more, lets go tonight.

Draco hold me, say that you adore me.
Never let go never leave me lonely.
Draco hold me say that you adore me.
Never let go never leave me lonely.


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Arwen - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original song...but I really wish I did. I'm amused and a little disturbed all at the same time...=)
Sabrina - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
lol, this is gr8!!! it's really well-written, (and THAT'S coming from a future anyway good job!!! yay
Janessa (author of parody) - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
yay, my friends liked it! I luv it too!!!
Love - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
It's cute. Good job.
Slytherin15 - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You gave me a love song I can sing at night when I feel alone and filled with desire...mmm...
SugarEyes1990 - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey everybody. Janessa is one of my best friends. And i think this is the best parody she has ever made. I luv u Janessa! And I love this song! Comment 4 my girl everybody!!! Luv ya'll!

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