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Song Parodies -> "Pee Pee In A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Pee Pee In A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

I can't tell who is wrong or right
In baseball's ugly steroid fight
Waiting to find out, who's juicin
So take off your coat and grab a cup from the tray
Wash off your hands and fire away
Barry, Barry, Barry (Gary, Gary, Gary)

Ohhh...your body's saying let's go
Ohhh...but the union says no!

If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use

Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Barry
Wanna know what you took, Giambi
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Gary
Come, come, come on and let it out

Suspicious packages got sent to their homes
No one knew that they were growth hormones?
Waiting for someone
Who needs them
Sounds like Clinton, the last that I checked
Stuck in the needle but you didn't inject?
Barry, Barry, Barry

Ohhh...your body's saying let's go
Ohhh...but the union says no!

If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use

Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Barry
Wanna know what you took, Giambi
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Gary
Come, come, come on and let it out

Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Barry
Wanna know what you took, Giambi
Gotta pee pee in a bottle, Gary
Come, come, come on and let it out

Ohhh...your body's saying let's go
Ohhh...but the union says no!

If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use

If you wanna play for me, there's a test you'll have to face
Now go pee pee in a bottle, and find out what drugs you take
If you wanna play for me, need to know that you're not juiced
I see your body mass increasin (oh yeah) gotta know what you use

Gotta pee pee in a bottle Barry
Come, come, come and let it out

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 15

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not the decade police, but christina aguilera - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The original was released in the summer of 1999, therefore it's a 90s song.
Jeff Reuben - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Your time would be better spent actually reading/commenting/voting on the parody rather than looking for which decade is in the URL =)
Rice Cube - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
It's his raison d'etre, Jeff. Interesting parody though, hehhee...though I've never had to be that desperate ;-) The steroid angle is very nifty.
avril - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
sweeeeeeet dude
Billy Florio - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Here Jeff, you might like this one: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thepolice9.shtml
FredMercury - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
Steven Cavanagh - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Your song shines like a shaft of gold when all around is darkness.
Joelle - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting perspective...I cracked up all the way through.
Diva - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job!
Leah Lockhart - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it!
Mr X - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh.....it was okay. 5-3-3.
Birgitta - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
How true,lol.Darn drug tests.My poor brother actually stored his urine in a ziplocked bag,then taped it to his stomach to keep it warm.He got the job. GJ on this Jeff.
John Jenkins - March 05, 2004 - Report this comment
The union is not telling the players, "No - don't take steroids." The unions are trying to tell management, "No - don't test for steroids" (but they seem to be losing the argument). Good parody, Jeff.
Jared - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Nive work here. All fives, and good luck in the tournament May the best parodist win.
Guy - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - but the lyrics are well written. Good luck to you sir in the SOTM March competition.
Melhi - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Another one I didn't know and had to hold off on. The parody was worth the wait, the original, not so much. Good job, Jeff.
Adagio - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS - good luck in the competition.
Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Melhi - I am gonna dump that download so fast... very good parody tho!
Spaff.com - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, Jeffaroo, but you don't strike me as the Christina Aguilera type. A marked improvement over the original. Fave line: "Wash off your hands and fire away."
Peregrin - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Me too ! Good parody, bad original. I hope it is just coincidence that after downloading the PC crashed to the extent i had to rebuild it!
Claude Prez - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job Jeff, urine good form here (I'm sorry but AmiRight regulations clearly state that any pee-related parodies must be accompanied by that pun in the comment section; I don't make the rules.)
Paul Robinson - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff - Sorry, DKTOS on this one.
2nz - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Makes this song bearable, so 5's. I think this one is worthy of getting recorded.
Elian Loda - October 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was great but now I gotta go take a pee pee be right back
randy - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
i hate it it friggn sucks
Jeff Reuben - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Elian! And thanks for sharing =)
Poopie Long Stocking - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I like this parody. And it's one of MY favorite 90's OSes too! Just making sure I've already given it a super-duper 5,5,5 vote!!
Ana - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I like MLB but I thought this was pretty silly.
Blaydeman - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I thought it was funny for the most part, but it got repetitive at the end. Song chorus and hook variatins would've helped (I myself have problems with that). Otherwise, a solid parody my friend.
Matthias - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Funny but I can tell this was one of your earliest parodies because even though it's great it lacks because of the repetition in which you could have squeezed a few more great lines. For the record my Security Code is "JAR" like the "JAR" that Barry used to switch his pee in for clean pee. Oh and one other thing... Where are the Peeing puns dude? You're the king of puns and not having a "Gotta go", "Pissed off" or "Urine trouble" pun isn't like you.
agrimorfee - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Reading these comments is like a mini-history of amiright...when DKTOS was the norm before the boom of Youtube. Hence my long time lack of checking out this classic Jeff Reuben work. Its unfortunate that the athletes cited will be distant memories long after this parody still stands. Good work, Jeff, on a topical item with a title that causes one to crack a smile every time it is read.
Rex - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I sure hope they never start testing for Merlot or I'm in biiiiig trouble. Love the concept and the writing, I bet you would add more variety to the choruses if you wrote it today.
bobpiecheese - February 06, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Even though I'm not one to care about sports and all that entails, I really liked this one. Sure the choruses lacked variety, but that's typical of old parodies before an author really hit their prime (even three-year Author of the Year winners like yourself). Worth a 555.
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2011 - Report this comment
I recorded it, so you know what I think of it

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