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Song Parodies -> "Popular"

Original Song Title:

"Fighter"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Popular"

Parody Written by:

Dr. Sweena F. Weena

The Lyrics

This is a very deep and profound song about a mother who forces her child in middle-school to be popular, and makes her undergo liposuction and get implants. It's in the perspective of the child who is now in middle school, and is exceedingly grateful for all of the things her mother put her through. It is a touching story, actually.lol actually it's mocking popularity but whatever. It's aimed to be superficial as a joke.
Mother
After all the surgery you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end I want to thank you
Because you made me that much more popular

When I, wasn't so cool
In elementary school
I would get hit by rocks
Or some chalk
All alone in the sand box

Teachers were my best friends
we were bffs til the end
While my peers were obsessed
With recess
I'd stay in and request more tests

mmmhmmm

After all of these stories from my youth
You probably think that I'm not popular at all
But uh uh no oh no you're wrong
'Cause I had lots of work done in middle school
you'd never guess how much my mom spent
on both of my boobs
so I want to say thank you


'cause you made me that much cooler
made me have a lot more guy friends
made my clique much stronger
so thanks for making me
POPula-ar
made me dress a little bit sluttier
made me show a lot more cleavage
made me wear hip-huggers
so thanks for making me
popular

Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohhhh, ohh-yeah ah uhhhuh

Never, saw it coming
All of, this partying
who knew, a nerd like me
would be faced
With the choice, "do you want a drink?"

Unpops call me a slut
I make fun of their butt
Liposuction is good
Got it done a while back
And now I can attack
...others


After all of the names and harassment
the kids used to tease me but that won't work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, it's over
But if it wasn't for all of my treatment
I still would be now as fat as a cow
And flat as a board
So I'm thankin' my mother

'cause she made me that much cooler
made me have a lot more guy friends
made my clique much stronger
so thanks for making me
popula-ar
made me dress a little bit sluttier
made me show a lot more cleavage
made me wear hip-huggers
so thanks for making me
popular


they said I'd always be a nerd
but then false puberty occurred
you should have seen the boys light up
when they got loads of my D-cups
the neighbors say how could she let her kid
go through with this so young
But in the end you'll see
It was good for me

I am popular and I
I ain't gonna stop
There is no turning back
I have succumbed


'cause you made me that much cooler
made me have a lot more guy friends
made my clique much stronger
so thanks for making me
popula-ar
made me dress a little bit sluttier
made me show a lot more cleavage
made me wear hip-huggers
so thanks for making me
popular


'cause you made me that much cooler
made me have a lot more guy friends
made my clique much stronger
so thanks for making me
popula-ar
made me dress a little bit sluttier
made me show a lot more cleavage
made me wear hip-huggers
so thanks for making me
popular
DON'T SUCCUMB TO PEER PRESSURE

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skorns - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bones - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
sweendoggydawg is the shiznit
Joe - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody.
Rel - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHHAHAHAHAHAA Sweens you rock my world, you are a true Lodger and no where is it more evident than in your unparalleled parodies! LOVE!
Julie - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
SO HEINOUS!
Poodlee - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This is such a fantabulous parody!!! and its really funney!!
Indigo Charm - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
HA! HA! HA! The ppl in my school should hear this song!!!!! Thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!!! This is one of the best parodies I've heard!!!!!

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