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Song Parodies -> "The Implants Within"

Original Song Title:

"The Voice Within"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"The Implants Within"

Parody Written by:

Xtina Skanky-lera

The Lyrics

Young girl, don't cry
I'll be right here when your breasts start to grow
Young girl, it's all right
Your boobs will grow, They'll soon be proud and full

When you're safe inside your room you tend to dream
Of a chest where nothing's smaller than it seems
No one ever wants or bothers to explain
Of the heartache A-cups can bring and what it means

When there's no one else
Look inside your breasts
Like your oldest friends
Just trust the implants within
Then you'll find the strength
That will guide your way
If you will learn to begin
To trust the implants within

Young girl, don't hide
They'll never droop if you just get implants
Young girl, just hold tight
And soon you're gonna see your perkier chest

Now in a world where cleavage is highly praised
It's so hard to stand your ground when you're so afraid
No one reaches out a sock for you to stuff
When you're lost outside look inside of your chest

When there's no one else
Look inside your breasts
Like your oldest friends
Just trust the implants within
Then you'll find the strength
That will guide your way
If you will learn to begin
To trust the implants within

Yeah...
Life is a journey
It can take you anywhere you choose to go
As long as you're learning
You'll find all you'll ever need to know

You'll get them
You'll get them
Just don't go forsaking your chest
No one can stop you
You know that I'm talking to you

When there's no one else
Look inside your breasts
Like your oldest friends
Just trust the implants within
Then you'll find the strength
That will guide your way
If you will learn to begin
To trust the implants within

Young girl don't cry
I'll be right here when your breasts start to leak

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