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Song Parodies -> "The Slut Within"

Original Song Title:

"The Voice Within"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"The Slut Within"

Parody Written by:

Michael

The Lyrics

Young beeatch, don't cry
I'll be right here when your career is gone
Young beeatch, it's all right
Your blood will dry, you'll soon be free to hump

When you're locked up in your room you tend to eat
Your boyfriend's ear, his mouth, his rod, his fears, his flesh
No one ever wants to pay you a cent
For the heartache of safe XXX on television

When the men have left
Look inside yourself
Like your boy best friend
Just trust the slut within
Then you'll find the strength
That will guide your part
If you will learn to f**K
To trust the slut within

Young beeatch, don't ride
You'll never change if you just walk away
Young beeatch, just push tight
And soon you're gonna see a manlier day

Now in a world where innocence has long since gone away
It's so hard to live childhood with slutty woman
No one reaches out to help you grow up
When you're lost outside look back on the memories

When the men have left
Look inside yourself
Like your boy best friend
Just trust the slut within
Then you'll find the strength
That will guide your part
If you will learn to f**k
To trust the slut within OOH...
XXX is a journey
It can take you anyone you want to go at
As long as you're burning
You'll find all the men you ever want to hump

You'll make it
You'll make it
Just don't go do it with AIDS
No one can abuse you
You know that yelling at you

When the men have left
Look inside yourself
Like your boy best friend
Just trust the slut within
Then you'll find the strength
That will guide your part
If you will learn to f**k
To trust the slut within

Young beeatch don't cry
I'll be right here when your career goes down the drain

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Hey Chucky - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Why do you let these ones by you? It's not funny or clever or anything but just plain gross.
lanika - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
why are you talkin bout my girl Christina? and,i love that song. P.S. it's spelled biatch,i think
Janessa - June 08, 2005 - Report this comment
umm, that didn't seem 2 make much sense. Not ur best. But good luck with other parodies!!! Luv ya!!!
xy - December 11, 2012 - Report this comment
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