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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spears Is A Man!!!!!!!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Cinderella"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Spears Is A Man!!!!!!!!!"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

In reference to my typo......what if Britney really was a man?........
She used to be a female and I know she did it well
Oh yes you know its true
Peculiar little fella had a hit song Cindrell.....a
Her symbol's a circle with an arrow through

She's a male, without the prefix "fe-"
Thought it was another tall tale
Goes to the John standing up to pee
She is a dude, so long to the babe

Sleeps till noon on every weekend
Hair's shorter, S/he already ate raw fish
'Cause..... BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!

Works all the time wearing only a suit and a tie
Now she is a he
Come back! do that again, where's "Cinderella" at?
A guy wrote "Let Me Be"?

She's a male, without the prefix "fe-"
Thought it was another tall tale
Goes to the John standing up to pee
She is a dude, so long to the babe

Sleeps till noon on every weekend
Hair's shorter, S/he already ate raw fish
'Cause..... BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!

It's funny just thinkin' about her life
Said, "Dont worry your gonna be alright"
But BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!

(spoken)
S/he wrote these gothic lyrics
In her song Cinderell...(a)"
Best song she has ever written
Changed her name to Hal
Let's break free from this strange lie
I wont be blind you see
Brit's gender cant be sacrificed
Ain't no longer a she

It's so funny
It's hysterical messed my mind
She wont return to she

I'm sorry to say that she's not a female
Sleeps at midnight every Saturday night
I'm goin' insane S/he just aint a female
She's gonna have to let me know

(Why? Just let me knooooooowwwww)

Sleeps till noon on every weekend
Hair's shorter, S/he already ate raw fish
'Cause..... BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!

It's funny just thinkin' about her life
Said, "Dont worry your gonna be alright"
But BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MAN!!!!!!!!!

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