Song Parodies -> All That J*zz
| Original Song Title: | "All That Jazz" |
| Original Performer: | Chicago |
| Parody Song Title: | "All That J*zz" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Not exactly what you might think...
Money made
Just pull your zipper down
For all that J*zz
You're going to make babies
And help some women out
With all that j*zz
Pull lever
I know a cushy spot
Where the seats are cold
But the porn is not
It's just all medical
Where you can fill a bowl
With all that j*zz!
Pubic Hair
Make sure it is removed
From all that j*zz
And don't you bother, Dick
If you just had booze
Don't want that j*zz
Hold on, Hun
We spot that you had drugs
Not just some aspirin
But one's used by thugs
But if you play it smart
You'll make parenting start
With all that
J*zz
Wowwie!
For all that J*zz
Watcha
Woopie
For all that J*zz
Oh, oh, oooooh!
Your room is down the hall
Need some help just call
To get that j*zz
Grab a flask
We're paying for your juice
Yes, all that j*zz
Sit down here
And let your undies loose
For all that j*zz
That's right sir
We're going to pay this guy
Squeeze your one-eyed Lindy
Till this cup's not dry
Cause even if you're queer
Your sperm is needed here
We need that j*zz
Oooooh, I wanna see salami
Come partake
For all that j*zz
Oooooooh, you'd better shimmy
With your one-eyed snake
For all that j*zz
Shoooooow Us what you put in girls
Flooooooooow your white semen pearls
If she's queer
Her baby's near
From all that j*zz
All
That
J*zz!!!
Come on sir
Why don't you drain in gown?
For all that j*zz
For All That J*zz
It's like proctology
Except all rewound
For all that j*zz
Start your bar
Don't have to tie the knot
Give women your gold
The one that's in your c*ck
Even if it's small
We need your withdrawal
We need that j*zz
(Woman)
No, I'm no one's wife
Still I got child strife
Due to that j*zz
That J*zz!!!
Just pull your zipper down
For all that J*zz
You're going to make babies
And help some women out
With all that j*zz
Pull lever
I know a cushy spot
Where the seats are cold
But the porn is not
It's just all medical
Where you can fill a bowl
With all that j*zz!
Pubic Hair
Make sure it is removed
From all that j*zz
And don't you bother, Dick
If you just had booze
Don't want that j*zz
Hold on, Hun
We spot that you had drugs
Not just some aspirin
But one's used by thugs
But if you play it smart
You'll make parenting start
With all that
J*zz
Wowwie!
For all that J*zz
Watcha
Woopie
For all that J*zz
Oh, oh, oooooh!
Your room is down the hall
Need some help just call
To get that j*zz
Grab a flask
We're paying for your juice
Yes, all that j*zz
Sit down here
And let your undies loose
For all that j*zz
That's right sir
We're going to pay this guy
Squeeze your one-eyed Lindy
Till this cup's not dry
Cause even if you're queer
Your sperm is needed here
We need that j*zz
Oooooh, I wanna see salami
Come partake
For all that j*zz
Oooooooh, you'd better shimmy
With your one-eyed snake
For all that j*zz
Shoooooow Us what you put in girls
Flooooooooow your white semen pearls
If she's queer
Her baby's near
From all that j*zz
All
That
J*zz!!!
Come on sir
Why don't you drain in gown?
For all that j*zz
For All That J*zz
It's like proctology
Except all rewound
For all that j*zz
Start your bar
Don't have to tie the knot
Give women your gold
The one that's in your c*ck
Even if it's small
We need your withdrawal
We need that j*zz
(Woman)
No, I'm no one's wife
Still I got child strife
Due to that j*zz
That J*zz!!!
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Very well written, but------EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! GROSS!
Looks like you got creamed by the "1's" guy...my fives should raise it up, again...It's graphically explicit...but hey! very clever and liquidy funny
Unfortunate that the 1s guy's dad's j*zz found the egg.
Don't know how long this will last here, Matthias, so here's 555 (but this was a bit graphic).
It got past the Chucky meater... err... meter... So that's all that matters. Thanks guys, and 1's Guy may you never have children!!!
never heard that euphemism, matthias - very funny how you found a place for c*ck too! - 555
What Agri said but, funny and five-worthy. 555
This is right up her alley, so to speak. I liked it. All 5's
Second round of Thank U's goes to Stuart, Rick, and Dirty....
I think next you should write one about how much asterisks rule!
Red... Johnny D already wrote that song... I however, could possibly write it to a diffrent song.... He however took most of the good jokes the b**tard!!!
Heh heh heh, thanks, Matthias -- good parody here, too! BTW, I wrote a parody of Carole King's song "Jazzman".
"Even if it's small We need your withdrawall" laughed me socks off
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