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Song Parodies -> "Believe"

Original Song Title:

"Believe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Believe"

Parody Written by:

Riff Rowbottom

The Lyrics

This is a rough draft. Look for revisions in the future.
No matter how hard I try
I cant get the right sized thigh And I cant go back
0% body fat....
Its so good I'm not eating
My fat ass is leaving
But when my hips and ass were gone
I couldent even wear a thong, O
Do you beleve im a 103
I can feel something inside me say
Talk all of this plastic outta me, O
Do you belive im a 103
I can hear myself yelling out I should have died in the 70's
Who am I supposed to love Sonny is up above
Well I can't do that
There's just no loving that...

I need two weeks to recover
From sex with my lover
I wish I could up there
No dumbass its not my hair, O
Do you believe im a 103
I can feel something inside me say
Get all of this plastic outta me
Do you believe im 103
I can hear something inside me yell
I should have died in the 70's
Well I don't know how to say
I screwed every guy in LA I AM NOT A DIRTY WHORE
I AM NOT A DIRTY WHORE
I AM NOT A DIRTY WHORE
NO I AM NOT A DIRTY WHORE

Do you belive im 103
I can feel something inside me say
Take all of this plastic outta me, O
Do you belive im a 103
I can hear myself yelling out I should have died in the 70's

Repeat Chorus x2
Email me RHPSinsac@aol.com

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Tj - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
THE HELL WITH YOU AND THIS PARODY
Agrimorfee - July 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't send in rough drafts. It just makes you look amateurish. This was OK as a knock against her Cher-ness, but I don't have time to compare the pacing yet.

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