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Song Parodies -> "My Partner Leon"

Original Song Title:

"My Heart Will Go On (Theme from 'Titanic')"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"My Partner Leon"

Parody Written by:

Wendy Christopher

The Lyrics

Once I met a stranger, who lived for real danger
Tall and blonde his name was Leon
Such instant attraction to this man of action
Wasn’t long ‘til we got it on

But – oh! – how was I to know
That he had no co-ordin-a-tion
I’d heard of dumb sporty nerds
Who were clumsy as hell and my partner Leon was one

Spent his life in plaster, extreme sports disaster
Dates all ended in A&E
Two left feet and no brain, with permanent groin strain
But I stood by him faithfully

One day he heard someone say
That to go bungee jumping was fun
Boldly he said “That’s for me!”
So we drove to a place and my partner Leon went on

(Wispy, flute-y interlude bit, building up to Big Dramatic Finish!!)

No hope with that bungee rope
No-one knew it was two feet too long
Went smack and didn’t bounce back
Took one dumb leap of faith and my partner Leon was gone!

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Kristof Robertson - December 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful stuff, Wendy! The title sub was brilliant and the story just built and built to the payoff- "No-one knew it was two feet too long/ Went smack and didn’t bounce back"...bravo!

p.s. When are we going to see you in the comps? C'mon; you know you want to...;-)
John Jenkins - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Good, creative rhyming, Wendy. I second Kristof's suggestion.
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment

Couldn't remember the OS (you may find that hard to believe, but I've also never seen the film) - super arwenesque storyline (which is a compliment, btw), and a brilliant splat at the end.
Poop Pants - December 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Titanic movie was actually made in the 90's (in fact, it was in theatres ten yrs ago this very month), but I think you did a great job with the parody here. The rhyming and pacing and all that was excellent; I give you a perfect 555. Also I third kristof's suggestion.
Wicked Green Queen - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this song and this movie. Loved your parody. Yes, it was indeed in the 90's.
Honda Nighthawk Rider - September 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Hi Wendy. I like the Los Straitjackets version (it's instrumental - no Celine warbling!) of the OS.Your parody is real good too. Ever heard of Evel Knieval? He was a stunt devil and he made extreme motorcycle jumps over places like the Snake River Canyon. He got banged up a lot too. Badly. Oh yes, Phil - as for the movie: you ain't really missed too much, unless you wanna look at Kate Winslet for hours on end - it's pretty boring.
Porfle Popnecker - September 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Loved it.

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