Here my wedding ends, Why’d It have to rain?
My mum didn’t turn up, it was a crying shame!
At least I’ve still got my teeth, and I’m not going bald,
I mean it could be worse, At least you’re not called waldo

I dropped my chenterelle out the window this morning,
I’d have liked to had a cake, oh, it’d be such a sweet thing!
It’d have eight tiers, but the damn thing hit the floor,
That’s mostly it, Oh, yes, Je T’aime encore!

But Laught it off!
So far no-one has died!
But laugh it off!
I can’t wait to get out side!

Now my dad gets up, he’s going to make a speech!
This should be a laugh! But again I’m beseeched!
He’s got laryngitis, but he sais a few words,
So he says, Were two love birds!

But laught it off!
At least thers still some quiche there!
But laugh it off,
At least your not loosing you’re hair!

Je T’aime Encore, Not bothered that it’s a mess!
And it’s deep in my core! I don’t love you any less!
I’ve got a cold sore! But that won’t spoil my day!
Oui, Je T’aime Encore! But then, you ran away!...