Song Parodies -> A New Poo Will Come
| Original Song Title: | "A New Day Will Come" |
| Original Performer: | Celine Dion |
| Parody Song Title: | "A New Poo Will Come" |
| Parody Written by: | Blethar |
It's a little too short because I based in on a crappy compilation album that chopped off most of the end of the song. Main verse/chorus still though.
A new, poo
A new, poo
I was waiting for so long
I had tummy-ache
The gas was building up
No
Way
For it to escape
As soon as the bell rang
I dashed for the loo
And as soon as I got there
I
Released
A big squitty poo
Finally, I feel freed
Once, I got rid of the faeces
I feel like I just had a baby out of my butt
Let the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Come
When I let go of that poo of mine
It was like heaven on earth
And when I walked outside the toilet
I
Was
Filled with mirth
Finally, I feel freed
Once, I got rid of the faeces
I feel like I just had a baby out of my butt
Le the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Let the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Come
A new, poo
I was waiting for so long
I had tummy-ache
The gas was building up
No
Way
For it to escape
As soon as the bell rang
I dashed for the loo
And as soon as I got there
I
Released
A big squitty poo
Finally, I feel freed
Once, I got rid of the faeces
I feel like I just had a baby out of my butt
Let the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Come
When I let go of that poo of mine
It was like heaven on earth
And when I walked outside the toilet
I
Was
Filled with mirth
Finally, I feel freed
Once, I got rid of the faeces
I feel like I just had a baby out of my butt
Le the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Let the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Come
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If I were maybe five years old, I'd think this was GREAT! But I'm not. I hereby request a ban on poop themed parodies; they are rather sickening.
I second that. The same thing goes for sex perversion themed non jokes.
IM GONNA HAVE TO BACK AOID ON THIS ONE- IT SUCKS
you now what, i think my name explains how good thi parody was.
thank u craptacular.
I'm with Aoid.
Well done! 5-5-5! Extremely creative, original, and highly artistic.
Oh, shut up, PP Longstockign. It wasn't the least bit creative. :P
Uky is right. Anyone who actually likes this has an IQ starting with a decimal point.
This is a HARD "subgenre" to doo. Unless you´ve come up with some very original rhymes or the like you´d better sit it out. It´s not a recommendable subject for a newbie with the subintent to build interest for future stuff. Though if this is what you enjoy Malcolm Higgins´ done plenty about diarrhea that you might like and Phil Alexander´s got some witty stuff on similar things. Or you can check out my one single take on it, though it´s to a rather DKTOS for most pps: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/acdc44.shtml
I have to agree that this is downright sick. It looks like it should belong on Whatfreaks.
Wow, the controversy. I actually don't like it myself, don't think it's particularly funny, wrote it when I was eleven, posted it when I was too bored to do anything else, and if any of you have voted it doesn't matter in the slightest because I lost ALL my votes. Neeneer neener neener.
Scratch that, not all my votes. Yes, I've lost half my votes, but none of them show up on my Parody Author information. Oops.
I'll bet they've shown up by now. The votes on the parody author information pages are updated once a day.
this is fantastic.even though she is so bloody skinny, i find it quite erotic about celine dion singing about a poo she had,especially if i could watch her strain a big fat log out her canadian arsehole
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