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Song Parodies -> "A New Poo Will Come"

Original Song Title:

"A New Day Will Come"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"A New Poo Will Come"

Parody Written by:

Blethar

The Lyrics

It's a little too short because I based in on a crappy compilation album that chopped off most of the end of the song. Main verse/chorus still though.
A new, poo
A new, poo

I was waiting for so long
I had tummy-ache
The gas was building up
No
Way
For it to escape

As soon as the bell rang
I dashed for the loo
And as soon as I got there
I
Released
A big squitty poo

Finally, I feel freed
Once, I got rid of the faeces
I feel like I just had a baby out of my butt

Let the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Come

When I let go of that poo of mine
It was like heaven on earth
And when I walked outside the toilet
I
Was
Filled with mirth

Finally, I feel freed
Once, I got rid of the faeces
I feel like I just had a baby out of my butt

Le the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will

Let the handle be pulled and the water come
Let the smell be erased from the room
Let the toilet bowl be cleaned because
A new poo will
Come

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Pacing: 2.8
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aoid - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
If I were maybe five years old, I'd think this was GREAT! But I'm not. I hereby request a ban on poop themed parodies; they are rather sickening.
Trojan Cat - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I second that. The same thing goes for sex perversion themed non jokes.
A.K.A SKITTLES - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment
IM GONNA HAVE TO BACK AOID ON THIS ONE- IT SUCKS
craptaculer - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
you now what, i think my name explains how good thi parody was.
Blethar - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
thank u craptacular.
Uky - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm with Aoid.
Poopie Longstocking - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done! 5-5-5! Extremely creative, original, and highly artistic.
Uky - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, shut up, PP Longstockign. It wasn't the least bit creative. :P
aoid's brother - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Uky is right. Anyone who actually likes this has an IQ starting with a decimal point.
Know 1 can hear you dream - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a HARD "subgenre" to doo. Unless you´ve come up with some very original rhymes or the like you´d better sit it out. It´s not a recommendable subject for a newbie with the subintent to build interest for future stuff. Though if this is what you enjoy Malcolm Higgins´ done plenty about diarrhea that you might like and Phil Alexander´s got some witty stuff on similar things. Or you can check out my one single take on it, though it´s to a rather DKTOS for most pps: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/acdc44.shtml
who cares what my name is - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to agree that this is downright sick. It looks like it should belong on Whatfreaks.
Blethar - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, the controversy. I actually don't like it myself, don't think it's particularly funny, wrote it when I was eleven, posted it when I was too bored to do anything else, and if any of you have voted it doesn't matter in the slightest because I lost ALL my votes. Neeneer neener neener.
Blethar - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Scratch that, not all my votes. Yes, I've lost half my votes, but none of them show up on my Parody Author information. Oops.
who cares what my name is - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll bet they've shown up by now. The votes on the parody author information pages are updated once a day.
dazzy - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
this is fantastic.even though she is so bloody skinny, i find it quite erotic about celine dion singing about a poo she had,especially if i could watch her strain a big fat log out her canadian arsehole

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