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Song Parodies -> "The Haves and Have Nots"

Original Song Title:

"Feliz Navidad"

Original Performer:

Celine Dion

Parody Song Title:

"The Haves and Have Nots"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The REPs want no taxes on the Rich and the DEMs want no cuts to Entitlements and other programs. So no deal as the end is near for the Fiscal Cliff...
The Haves and Have Nots
The Haves and Have Nots
The Haves and Have Nots
Taxes vs cuts, no deal… and that’s real sad

The Haves and Have Nots
The Haves and Have Nots
The Haves and Have Nots
Taxes vs. cuts, no deal… and that’s too bad

Gonna fall off the cliff with fiscal mess
Gonna fall off the cliff with fiscal mess
Gonna fall off the cliff with fiscal mess
Watch the US fall apart…

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