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Song Parodies -> "Before She Leaves"

Original Song Title:

"Before He Cheats"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Before She Leaves"

Parody Written by:

Kellie Smith

The Lyrics

Right now, she's probably at the movies makin' out with a guy, and she's probably gettin' cozy
Right now, she's probably at the bar with that guy, and she's probably shootin' Bacardi
Right now, she's probably headin' back to her house with him to do the dirty, and she don't know...

He dumped the ice on to the leather seats in her cute, little, pink BMW and smashed in the entire front window
He took an Easton bat to both tail lights, slashed a hole in her convertible top
Maybe next time she'll think before she leaves

Right now, he's probably up singing some whinny, little love song
Right now, he's probably saying, "I love you" and she's thinking that she finally found her soul mate
Right now, she's probably puttin' on 10 dollars worth of that J Lo perfume, and she don't know...

He dumped the ice on to the leather seats in her cute, little, pink BMW and smashed in the entire front window
He took an Easton bat to both tail lights, slashed a hole in her convertible top
Maybe next time she'll think before she leaves

He might've made a lot of trouble for that girl, 'cause the next time that she leaves...
Oh you know she won't leave him!
No...not him...

He dumped the ice on to the leather seats in her cute, little, pink BMW and smashed in the entire front window
He took an Easton bat to both tail lights, slashed a hole in her convertible top
Maybe next time she'll think before she leaves

Ohh...maybe next time she'll think...before she leaves...
Ohh...before she leaves...
Ohh

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 4

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Matt Flora - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, it's an OK song and everything, but the pacing was off, and it was hard to keep up with the song and tune at the same time. Other than that, decent song. Keep it up, practice makes perfect.
Aristotle - May 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, that was amusing, but the tune did not sound the same.

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