Right now I'm sitting in this stinkhole
With some 3 day old hookers and it's getting kinda musty
Right now, I wish that I had been
Just a little bit smarter, so I wouldn't get busted
Right now, he's probably taking her home
And they're probably getting it on

I wish he didn't know....

That I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted

Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it

Right now they're probably laughing at me
Cause they know I'm sitting here inside this jail cell
Right now, I wish that I go back to the day
Before I landed in the very middle of hell
Right now, I can't even go to sleep
Revenge is not so sweet

Because the witness saw...

That I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted

Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it

I might've saved a lot of trouble for myself

Cause next time I won't make a sound
And I'll make sure noone's around

Oh no, noones' around

Cause I dug my keys into the side
of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive
That automobile was severely accosted

Thousands of dollars worth of damage that I can't pay for
And all over some tramped up barroom whore
This time I wish I'd thought before I lost it