To all their fears unchained dragon
Now peasants he doth fry
Through the town his burnination
Made the king wet his undies
Oath to the noblest knight
As Puff kept on blazing
Joked, "Thou got a light?"
Then he graced my head and said
"Dub you, now git…

Go gather up some bravery
To kick his scaly ass
Cause Draco will be savory
With some ale in my glass
Here's a sword and here's some armor
Daughter's single by the way

And I'll make sure you get married
Don't forget to dismember thee…"

This Fellowship of Varmints
Sure makes me want throne
So I can kill them as their leader
But for now I piss and moan
With some dwarves, and halflings
We are unprepared to fight
But that dragon's breath is hot
We're in charge to douse it's light
Before we chop off its head

Say, "Stupid basilisk!!!
You lit up church's sisters
And fired our Saint Paul
You gave me ma heat blisters
Yeah, you pulled a Mega-Maul
And you may think it's dandy
That you grilled up sexy girls
Yeah, All in all I am kinda-sorta peeved
Won't forget to dismember thee"

(Triumphant Dragon Slaying Solo)

Tonight I find myself having a royalty lay
Kinky princess is sure wild
Sure those royals love to play
Lord on dragon's head he dines in his big palace
Me? I'm "eating" more exciting things
Won't regret my dismembering

Can't forget my dismembering