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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Took The Wheel"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus, Take The Wheel"

Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus Took The Wheel"

Parody Written by:

Nick Joos

The Lyrics

Remember, the "J" is pronounced like an "H."
Jesus Took the Wheel
They were drivin' last Friday
En route to the land of plenty
In a rusty 1980's jeep
Make a home and just wanted to be happy
There's "bout 80 in the back seat
50 miles to go and they were going now
To find a job and live like Kings
They were illegal here
They had a lot on their minds
And they didn't pay attention
The border; they went past
Before they knew it they had the border patrol on their ass
All the lights flashed in their eyes
They were wishing that they would die
They were goin' to jail
Life just ain't fair
But Jesus took the wheel
He took it from my hands
He will be driving all night long
Oh, let's go
Jose Soiled his pants
What is this road we're on?
Jesus took the wheel
It was getting closer because they were getting colder
Still runnin' from the cops
They cried when they saw that they had made it
Got past the road blocks
For the first time in a long time
They were in the states
There was nothing in the way
From them and a new life
LA was in range
So for now on we'll fight
Jesus took the wheel
He took it from my hands
He will be driving all night long
Oh, lets go
Juan soiled his pants
What is this road we're on?
Jesus took the Wheel
But he let go
We just lost our chance
The cops just found us our fun is gone
Yes, It is gone
Cause Jesus lost the wheel
Oh no, no, no, oh No!

If they would have made it they surely would have taken our jobs.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   8

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Hay-soos - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Funniest of all is that some naturalized hispanic people actually do pronounce it Jee-sus. I heard of a guy who had just such a fellow named Jesus on his construction crew. When he called out to the guy to come sign some contracts one day, that contractor got very confused...
Tommy Turtle - February 04, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but clever spin on title. I assume they had a St. Christopher statue on the dash? Tres Cincos.
Ravyn Rant - February 06, 2007 - Report this comment
What, Mr. Hoos, will Jesus take your job picking fruit? I don't want to take your average down so I'll just tell you I would have given this 344 because you had definite pacing issues...and it just wasn't that funny. Sorry.
Dear Ravyn Rant - February 18, 2007 - Report this comment
You Don't Have Good Pacing.

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