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Song Parodies -> "Before She Im's Me"

Original Song Title:

"Before He Cheats"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Before She Im's Me"

Parody Written by:

Carlie M Grippi

The Lyrics

Right now, she's prolly earning cash by waiting on some customers at walmart
Right now she's prolly bored and really lonely and about to have a brain fart
Right now she's prolly wishing that she had finished up her first year in college
And she won't know

That I got on AIM with her screename, acted like her, started playing her games
Told her friends how much she digs eminem
Blocked my name on her friend list, her profile reads “you can’t resist”
Maybe next time she’ll think before she IM’s me

Right now she’s prolly up all night flirting with much older guys on facebook and myspace,
Right now she’s prolly giving out where she lives and saying “it’s a threesome at my place”
Right now she’s prolly sharing every single thing there is to know about her in am AOL chatroom
Oh and she won’t know

That I got on AIM with her screename
Acted like her, started playing her games
Told her friends how much she digs eminem
Blocked my name on her friend list
Her profile reads “you can’t resist”
Maybe next time she’ll think before she IM’s me

Oh I might have saved some trouble for her cousins,
Because if she IM’s me, just wait and see,
She wont know its me

That I got on AIM with her screename
Acted like her, started playing her games
Told her friends how much she digs eminem
Blocked my name on her friend list
Her profile reads “you can’t resist”
Maybe next time she’ll think before she IM’s me

Ohh.. next time she thinks before she IM’s me

Ohh… before she IM’s me...

Ohh...

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