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Song Parodies -> "Haysoos Copped A Feel"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Take The Wheel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Haysoos Copped A Feel"

Parody Written by:

Greg Swartzentruber

The Lyrics

Haysoos Copped a Feel

She was wearin almost nada and she was one hot enchilada
And he got a real good view
Of her tanning in the sun he thought this was pretty fun
Trimming trees next to her pool
Fifteen minutes more and she started to snore
While his burrito grew
It'd been a long, long time

As he crept closer to her, he thought maybe I can do her
Her tostada’s drew him in
No sooner did he reach with one brown hand on each
When her fist hit his chin
And when he awoke, from her potent poke
He didn't even have time to cry
He was so scared, they threw his hands right in the cuffs

(Chorus)
Haysoos copped a feel
With both of his hands
On her casabas in the sun
But let him go
And give him one more chance
He knows now that’s not how it’s done
Haysoos copped a feel

The court room was much colder with a lawyer on his shoulder
than it was in Veracruz
The verdict was recorded, Haysoos would be deported,
and he’d have to break the news
For the first time in a long time he’d face his senora
And it would not be nice
His frijoles would be fried
She’d make him pay the price
He’d wish he’d never tried

Haysoos copped a feel
With both of his hands
On her casabas in the sun
But let him go
And give him one more chance
He knows now that’s not how it’s done
Haysoos copped a feel

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AFW - July 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent job, here....a clever title switch, clever lines, and overall, a very well told humorous tale.
TJC - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Ditto AFW... haven't seen you around but you're already excellent!
Greg - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, I just found this site the end of last week. I've got quite a few parodies but I'm gonna try to spread 'em out while new ones percolate.

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