Song Parodies -> Before She Flips
| Original Song Title: | "Before He Cheats" |
| Original Performer: | Carrie Underwood |
| Parody Song Title: | "Before She Flips" |
| Parody Written by: | Greg Swartzentruber |
Before She Flips
Right now, she’s probably wishin’ she’d’ve taken three deep breaths and not torn up his pickup
Right now. she’s wishin’ she’d just yelled and not made so damn big of a slip-up
Right now, she’s wishin’ she was at home and not here in Block C, fending off a lesbo
Now that she knows…
That she’s carving her name into the wall
Of this tiny dirty humid lil 6X8 cell
And having cavity searches after full body strips
Takin' group showers and getting de-loused,
Pooping in public in this Big House
Maybe next time she’ll think before she flips.
Right now, she's probably slow-dancing with a jail-yard version of Rosie O'Donnell
Right now, she's probably wearin’ pinstripes and eatin’ food worse than McDonald's
Right now, Rosie's up behind her with a big stick showing her how to reach the big O
Now that she knows...
That she's carving her name into the wall
Of this tiny dirty humid lil 6X8 cell
And having cavity searches after full body strips
Takin' group showers and getting de-loused
Pooping in public in this Big House
Maybe next time she’ll think before she flips
She knows she got herself in trouble this time,
So the next time she wants to flip
You know she won’t go this far…
Oh not this far…
Cuz she's carving her name into the wall
Of this tiny dirty humid lil 6X8 cell
And having cavity searches after full body strips
Takin' group showers and getting de-loused
Pooping in public in this Big House
Maybe next time she’ll think before she flips
Ohh… maybe next time time she’ll think before she flips
Ohh… before she flips…
Right now, she’s probably wishin’ she’d’ve taken three deep breaths and not torn up his pickup
Right now. she’s wishin’ she’d just yelled and not made so damn big of a slip-up
Right now, she’s wishin’ she was at home and not here in Block C, fending off a lesbo
Now that she knows…
That she’s carving her name into the wall
Of this tiny dirty humid lil 6X8 cell
And having cavity searches after full body strips
Takin' group showers and getting de-loused,
Pooping in public in this Big House
Maybe next time she’ll think before she flips.
Right now, she's probably slow-dancing with a jail-yard version of Rosie O'Donnell
Right now, she's probably wearin’ pinstripes and eatin’ food worse than McDonald's
Right now, Rosie's up behind her with a big stick showing her how to reach the big O
Now that she knows...
That she's carving her name into the wall
Of this tiny dirty humid lil 6X8 cell
And having cavity searches after full body strips
Takin' group showers and getting de-loused
Pooping in public in this Big House
Maybe next time she’ll think before she flips
She knows she got herself in trouble this time,
So the next time she wants to flip
You know she won’t go this far…
Oh not this far…
Cuz she's carving her name into the wall
Of this tiny dirty humid lil 6X8 cell
And having cavity searches after full body strips
Takin' group showers and getting de-loused
Pooping in public in this Big House
Maybe next time she’ll think before she flips
Ohh… maybe next time time she’ll think before she flips
Ohh… before she flips…
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