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Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

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The Stinker

The Lyrics

Standing by the fridge door
He tried to grab it fast
One beer hit the hard wood
It foamed through broken glass
He said sometimes beer slips away
And you just can't take it back
Let's face it

For one split second
He almost turned around
But the fridge was packed too full
And another hit the ground
So he closed the door up fast and said
I see the way out and I'm gonna take it

I don't wanna spend my life saving, waiting
To wake up one day and find
That I've let all these beers go bad --

Another past its sell-date, he knows it will taste lame
So he stumbles to the sink and pours it down the drain
He says it's time to be a man and stop saving all these beers
Gotta drink them.

Cause I don't wanna spend my life saving, waiting
To wake up one day and find
That I've let all these beers go bad

Oh, I don't wanna keep on storing, hoarding
So it's beer in the morning, and beer at night
I'll be spending all my time

He kept drinkin' along
Till the moon and the sun were floating side-by-side
He looked in the mirror, double-visioned from the beer
For the first time in a while...

[chorus repeats]
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littleCupCakes - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
"'Til the moon and the sun were floating side by side": Love that line!

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