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Song Parodies -> "If I Don't Eat"

Original Song Title:

"Before He Cheats"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"If I Don't Eat"

Parody Written by:

Phil Phillips

The Lyrics

Right now my pretty new wife is cookin' up supper and it smells pretty nasty
Right now I'm tryin' to sneak out cause I know I eat it it's probably gonna kill me
Right now she don't know that stuff she cooking ain't good for no one

I know because

The last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
The truth is she killed my appetite

I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat

Right now I'm tryin' to figure out a brand new excuse that'll get me to Denny's
Right now I'm tryin to figure how to tell her the truth without hurtin' her feelings
Right now she don't know that stuff she cookin' ain't good for one

Not even the dog because

The last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
the truth is she killed my appetite

I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat

I'm goin' broke on take-outs and restaurants
Cause if she cooks and I eat

Oh it might be the end of me

Her cooking might kill me
Because the last time she cooked I ached and cried
went to emergency room and I nearly died
they pump my stomach and I threw up everything
I told her I was allergic to the spice
the truth is she killed my appetite

I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat

Ooh I wonder what she gonna say when I don't eat

No way am I gone eat

No WAY!!!



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Barry Wilson JR. - December 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing could have been tweaked a bit, but I hate the OS so much, it's not even funny. Nice twist on the eats.
Tracy Pruitt - January 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Dude, this is so cool. I agree with Barry, I hate the original song but your twist is what it needed. Good luck. PS I think someone tried to poison you in another life.
lace - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
goodd song!!

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