Right now, she's probly reminiscing 'bout the times when everybody thought she looked like such a hottie
Right now, she's probly urinating 'cause she's trying to expel all the liquids from her body
Right now, she's probably dreading all the digits that she sees when she steps up on the scale
Another diet failed.

(CHORUS)
Cause she dug her spoon into the dips of a 27 flavor banana split
Scarfed down an entire bag of Cheetos
She mixed up a bowl of fudge brownie batter
Twenty minutes later it's gone and she's fatter
Maybe next time she'll think before she eats.

Right now, she's on the internet and she's buying a suppresant that the FDA banned.
Right now, she's thinking 'bout the donuts that she noticed at the bottom of her garbage can
Right now, she's probly at the end of a bag of Hersey's kisses and feeling like a whale.
Another diet failed

(CHORUS)

She could've saved a little pizza for the next guy
But the next time she's at the buffet
Oh, you know they'll just turn her away
Ohoh....what does she weigh?

After digging her spoon...(back to Chorus)