-> "Before She Beats the Wrong Jeep"
Original Song Title:
"The Next Time That He Cheats"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Before She Beats the Wrong Jeep"
Parody Written by:
Dr BLT
The Lyrics
Before She Beats the Wrong Jeep
parody based on Carrie Underwood's The Next Time That He Cheats
by Dr Bruce L. Thiessen, aka Dr BLT
Right-now
She probably thinks I’m out
With a red-necked blond
Just actin’ like an Okie
Right now, she probably thinks
She’s drinkin’ a fruity little drink
As she sings karaoke
Right now
I see her with a bat
Hitin’ some guy’s truck
But the truck ain't mine
And it looks the same
And mine is parked near by
But she's got the wrong Jeep
And she’s got the wrong guy
She’ll soon find out
Revenge ain’t sweet
She’ll land herself in jail
For more than just a week
Does she really think
She’s getting’ back at me
I see a cop car pull
Pull right up
To what was once
A real nice truck
And she must know that I’m
Not the type to cheat
And now she’ll have
A rap to beat
‘cause they caught her red-handed
in the street
maybe next time she’ll think
before she beats the wrong jeep
Right now
She probably thinks I’m drunk
At a redneck bar
Showin’ off my pool skills
Right now
I bet she thinks
I’m hangin’ with a
ho
‘bout to show me a cheap thrill
right now
she’s takin’ out her anger
on a poor guys
only means of transportation
right now
she’s probably thinkin’
that she’ll put it in a song
and sing it to the nation
but she don’t know
no, she don't know
She’ll soon find out
Revenge ain’t sweet
She’ll herself land in jail
For more than just a week
does she really think
She’s getting’ back at me
I see a cop car pull
Pull right up
To what was once
A real nice truck
And she must know that I’m
Not the type to cheat
And now she’ll have
A rap to beat
‘cause they caught her red-handed
in the street
maybe next time she’ll think
before she beats the wrong jeep
She might have saved a little trouble for the right guy
'cause the next jeep that she beats..
oh you know it won't be my jeep
no.. not my jeep
She’ll soon find out
Revenge ain’t sweet
She’ll land herself in jail
For more than just a week
Does she really think
She’s getting’ back at me
I see a cop car pull
Pull right up
To what was once
A real nice truck
And she must know that I’m
Not the type to cheat
And now she’ll have
A rap to beat
‘cause they caught her red-handed
in the street
maybe next time she’ll think
before she hits the wrong jeep
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