Song Parodies -> Jesus Check The Mail

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Take The Wheel"

Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

  
Parody Song Title:

"Jesus Check The Mail"

Parody Written by:

Gary Troutman

Credit cards, debt & stupidity get us every time!
She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati
On a snow white Christmas Eve
Taking presents to her Mama and her Daddy with those Master Card receipts
Fifty miles to go and she was running low on cash and good credit
It been a long hard year
She'd bought a lot on Visa and she had to pay that interest
She was charging way to fast
Before she knew it she was falling deep in overwhelming debt
She saw her FICO score flash before her eyes
She didn't even have time to Re-Fi
She was sooo scared
She threw her bills up in the air

Jesus check the mail
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't pay this all on my own
I'm loosing dough
Give me one more cash advance
To save me from fees I'm overdrawn
Jesus check the mail

Her interest rate was rising as she kept right on buying
Credit offers never seemed to stop
She cried when she saw the value of all she owned falling like a rock
And for the first time in a long time
She bowed her head to pray
She said I'm sorry for the way
I'm over spending my life
I wish I had some change
So from now on tonight

Jesus check the mail
Take it from my hands
Cause I can't pay this all on my own
I'm loosing dough
Give me one more cash advance
To save me from these fees I'm overdrawn

Oh, Jesus check the mail
Oh, I'm loosing dough
Give me one more cash advance
Save me from fees I'm overdrawn
From fees I'm overdrawn
Jesus check the mail
Oh, take it, take it from me
Oh, why, oh
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Nickii and Savannah - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
That made me laugh my head off! You rock my socks! Oh ya! Much fun, Nickii oh yah, well that made me laugh my TOENAILS off! Luv it, Savannah (= blah blah blah blah, that was funny, blah blah blah blah, from the rest of us KD, and everybody else who has ever read that parody.
John Barry - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I liked the parody. Fives, and I'll trust you on the pacing.
Ravyn Rant - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job! 555 But I'm claiming "Trixie take the Wheel", m'kay?
Larry Hensley - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but good one, fives

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