-> "Before I Buy It Cheap"
Original Song Title:
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Before I Buy It Cheap"
right now im probably slow dancing with a nasty hooker i bought and shes probably lookin ugly
right now im probably buyin cereal a fruity pebbels milk made my breath smell like whiskey
right now im probably in the back of buildin buyin cheap mcdonalds
and it smells like dope
i dug key into the of this junky little stupid ford thats fried
bad crash raiting with nasty leather seats
took stupid thing apart three times
nasty smelll with blowed out tire
maybe next time ill think before i buy it cheap
right now im probably eatin chinese a nasty version of some chicken tarioke
right now im probably eatin lucky charms but i guess the cereal didnt real make me lucky
right now im probably usin one dollar worth of that cheap bathroom toilet and it overflows
better save them freakin bath bubbles for the next time
cause the next time when its cheap oh you know itl smell like pee
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