-> "Before She Acts"
Original Song Title:
"Before He Cheats"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Before She Acts"
Parody Written by:
Chris Embardino
The Lyrics
Some how, she got it in her head that I don't really want her
And she's acting really pissy….
Right now, she's sitting in the car pro'lly writing stupid lyrics
'bout how she's gonna ditch me…
Some how, I've gotta think how to propose to her in ways she
wouldn't really say "NO"….
But what I didn't know...is that
She dug her key into the side of my awesome, lifted, kick-ass 4 wheel drive,
Ruined my seats and torched my new floor mats…..
I thought she was smarter, and loved me the same,
I guess she thinks it's all a big game…
Maybe next time she'll think before she acts.
Right now, she probably wonders why I'm calling her and leaving some lovey-dovey voice mail…
And how, I'm sitting with a girl who's
helping me pick a better diamond 'cause I hate Zales
BUT NOW I see her out the door, and she's lookin right at us with a lighter in her fingers…. OH NO No NOOOO!!!
She dug her key into the side of my awesome, lifted, kick-ass 4 wheel drive,
Ruined my seats and torched my new floor mats…..
I thought she was smarter, and loved me the same,
I guess she thinks it's all a big game…
Maybe next time she'll think before she acts.
I couldn't get why she would be so quick to judge me….
The reasons she would think I cheat… wellllll….
You just got me…. WTF?????????
Man, I can't believe…….
She dug her key into the side of my awesome, lifted, kick-ass 4 wheel drive,
Ruined my seats and torched my new floor mats…..
I thought she was smarter, and loved me the same,
I guess she thinks it's all a big game…
Maybe next time she'll think before she acts.
I wish she would just think before she ACTS!!!.
Oooohhh… should I take herr back??...
The way she acts.
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