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Song Parodies -> "Before She Acts"

Original Song Title:

"Before He Cheats"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Before She Acts"

Parody Written by:

Chris Embardino

The Lyrics

I feel Carrie was unjustified in the way she handed what she "probably" thought was happening in that bar... here's how it really went.
Some how, she got it in her head that I don't really want her
And she's acting really pissy….
Right now, she's sitting in the car pro'lly writing stupid lyrics
'bout how she's gonna ditch me…

Some how, I've gotta think how to propose to her in ways she
wouldn't really say "NO"….

But what I didn't know...is that

She dug her key into the side of my awesome, lifted, kick-ass 4 wheel drive,
Ruined my seats and torched my new floor mats…..
I thought she was smarter, and loved me the same,
I guess she thinks it's all a big game…

Maybe next time she'll think before she acts.



Right now, she probably wonders why I'm calling her and leaving some lovey-dovey voice mail…
And how, I'm sitting with a girl who's
helping me pick a better diamond 'cause I hate Zales

BUT NOW I see her out the door, and she's lookin right at us with a lighter in her fingers…. OH NO No NOOOO!!!

She dug her key into the side of my awesome, lifted, kick-ass 4 wheel drive,
Ruined my seats and torched my new floor mats…..
I thought she was smarter, and loved me the same,
I guess she thinks it's all a big game…

Maybe next time she'll think before she acts.

I couldn't get why she would be so quick to judge me….

The reasons she would think I cheat… wellllll….
You just got me…. WTF?????????

Man, I can't believe…….

She dug her key into the side of my awesome, lifted, kick-ass 4 wheel drive,
Ruined my seats and torched my new floor mats…..
I thought she was smarter, and loved me the same,
I guess she thinks it's all a big game…

Maybe next time she'll think before she acts.

I wish she would just think before she ACTS!!!.

Oooohhh… should I take herr back??...

The way she acts.
You loved it..... get over it.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jonathan - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
yes I did love it! 5's this is always how I pictured the guy's story going nice to see I wasn't alone on that!

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