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Song Parodies -> "Before He Eats"

Original Song Title:

"Before He Cheats"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Before He Eats"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Just imagine: your so-called friend needs to 'crash' for a couple of days till he finds a new job, so you let him in. Then, he sits around getting drunk and eating all your food with his redneck buddies. Well, don't get mad...get EVEN...
Right now he's probably there fighting with his Siamese cat,
and it’s probably eatin’ Friskies...
Right now, he's probably makin’ him some fruity mixed drink cause he drank all his whiskey...

Right now, he's probably on the sofa with his feet up, ‘stead of doing work, like he’s ‘sposed to...

And he don't know...

That I drug his buns up through my crack
And that isn’t special sauce in his Big Mac,
Soaked his drink with socks from sweaty feet...
I put some fingernail clippings in his hot pies,
And yes, I got it super-sized...

Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.

Right now, he's probably there throwing some
white-trash party that’ll bring him some enjoyment…
Right now, they’re probably saying ‘they’re dumb’
and steady braggin’ how he’s still on unemployment,
Right now, he's probably munchin’ that 3 dollar meal that he’s eatin’ solo...
And he don't know...

That his fries are cold as they can be
And that really isn’t lemon in his large iced tea,
Wondrin’ why it tastes so bittersweet?
Well, if he’s thinkin’ bout the smell and the slimy feel of
The food that’s in that value meal

Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.

I might've saved a little trouble for my next meal,
Cause the next time that he eats...

Oh, you know it won't be with me!

Ohh... not with me...

‘Cause I drug his buns up through my crack
And that isn’t special sauce in his Big Mac,
Soaked his drink with socks from sweaty feet...
I put some fingernail clippings in his hot pies,
And yes, I got it super-sized...

Maybe next time he'll think before he eats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he eats...

Ohh... before he eats...

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Jack Wilson - June 14, 2007 - Report this comment
LMFAO this was awesome! Love the OS and this parody

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