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Song Parodies -> "Before She Eats"

Original Song Title:

"Before He Cheats"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carrie Underwood

Parody Song Title:

"Before She Eats"

Parody Written by:

Miles Shane

The Lyrics

For those with a wife committed to just one thing....eating
Right now she’s probably walkin’ into that kitchen, cuz she’s gettin’ hungry….
Right now, she’s just about to eat all she can fit in to that oversized belly…
Right now, she’s probably thinkin’ the next ten pounds won’t show….

And she don’t know….

I propped her up and snapped her picture sleeping in those double-x jammies,
Put it on the web for all her friends to see….
I locked the fridge and trashed those chocolate chip cookies,
And hid the last of her favorites pies……

Maybe next time she think before she eats….

Right now, she’s heading upstairs wearing that tent she calls a nightie…
Right now, she’s probably thinkin’, “I’m full”
and I’m gonna stay fat and happy …
Right now, she’s thinkin’ of those Oreo’s….

And she don’t know…

I propped her up and snapped her picture sleeping in those double-x jammies,
Put it on the web for all her friends to see….
I locked the fridge and trashed those chocolate chip cookies,
And hid the last of her favorite pies……

Maybe next time she think before she eats…

I might saved a little trouble for the next guy,
Cause the next time that she eats...

Oh, you know it won't be with me!

Ohh... not with me...

I propped her up and snapped her picture sleeping in those double-x jammies,
Put it on the web for all her friends to see….
I locked the fridge and trashed those chocolate chip cookies,
And hid the last of her favorite pies……

Maybe next time she'll think before she eats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time she'll think before he eats...

Ohh... before she eats...

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