I'm so rushed off my feet (Aah)
'Coz just the other week
I called your girlfriend fat
Now you're looking for me to smack
And now it's me you've found (And soon)
My face will meet the ground
But I know something you don't know
I've secretly been taking Tai Kwon Do

And Your Mine

Well I'm glad I smashed your head in
And now your face is bleedin'
We're ultimately foes, you took a couple blows
Now it seems you got a bloody nose
You thought you'd won, you bastard
And now you're leg's in plaster
You walk 'round with a cast on your lower arm
I glad I smashed your head in.

Now everybody jokes (Haha)
How I broke all your bones
I stole your dignity
As well as your wallet and your front door key

And you whine

But I'm glad I smashed your head in
The face you look half dead in
Ever since I was four, you made my life real sore
Now you eat your breakfast through a straw
And now your face looks redder
Definately looks better
A personal vendetta
That's been repaid
I'm glad I smashed your head in

So please stop being
Sad because you're just a little cut, and
You say you've lost the feeling in your foot
Don't use that guilty look on me

I'm glad I smashed your head in
Its better than regretting
You say that you're in pain, you must be half insane
(Because you've lost the use in half your brain)
And now your face looks redder
Definately looks better
A personal vendetta
That's been repaid

I'm glad I smashed your head in
Its better than regretting
And The hospital food, is really far from good
It looks like it's already been chewed
But now your face looks redder
Definately looks better
A personal vendetta
That's been repaid

I'm glad I smashed your head in...