-> "What I Gotta Poo For"
Original Song Title:
"What I Go To School For" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What I Gotta Poo For"
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I'm out one night, just on the prowl
And then my stomach starts to growl.
Suddenly I rush back home
I plonk my butt upon the throne.
Oh sure, I have a case of gas,
But something clogging my a**.
I try to push, I try to strain,
But all I do is raise the pain...
That's what I gotta poo for.
I know it isn't real, though.
Though I'm pushing harder,
It will not go much farther.
That's what I gotta poo for
I know it isn't real though.
One thing that I hated,
Was getting constipated.
That's what I gotta poo for x2
Five hours and I'm still on the bog,
And still I haven't hatched a log.
Am I such a screwed up nerd
That I can't even lay a turd?
The only thing here to be seen,
A broomstick and some vaseline.
I spread the grease upon the pole
And stick it up the bunged up hole.
Suddenly, with a noisy howl
Gas and turds fly outta my bowel.
I guess, that's why
My hole's beginning to fry.
I sit down on the floor,
Knowing that was what I had to poo for....
What I had to poo for....
I heave a great sigh of relief,
And then I wipe my underneath.
I wash my hands and leave the room,
Leaving behind some stinky fumes.
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