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Song Parodies -> "A Dork Is A Whales Penis, James"

Original Song Title:

"Crash And Burn"

Original Performer:

Busted

Parody Song Title:

"A Dork Is A Whales Penis, James"

Parody Written by:

Viva La Spatula

The Lyrics

okay, this parody may be after busteds time, but i heard them on the radio the other day, followed by fightstar AND son of dork. thats a worse mix than terrorists and chavs. thisll be on our second album too.
were so crap, and you know it
and we only make music
cos of little six year olds
who think that were cool

maybe you need to turn off MTV,
were always on it "cos weve got no car and weve got
no money...

does anyone still go to discos
my guess is no
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day that charlie quit...
to join fightstar!

Since the day that they split up
were feeling so embarresed
"cos of james'.... band son of dork
a dorks a whales penis

at least that guy.. i think his name was matt
did the right thing and
chose to get married and quit music

does anyone still go to discos
my guess is no
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day that james quit and ...
joined son of dork

is there anybody honestly
over ten who liked busted please,
dont take this too hard im not the only one who hates them

does anyone still go to discos
my guess is no
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day
does anyone still go to discos
my guess is no
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the day that charlie quit...
to join fightstar!
oh and huff, we'll have no lameass comments at the bottom. if u wanna rate it bad, just to make you feel beter, then do it, if itll help you sleep at nite.

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oli gardle - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
i love this song, i was crying
It's true! - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"Dork" is a bit of the old whalers' slang, you see. I'll bet the 1990s phrase "It bites" came from hip-wading piranha fishers, too.
viva la spatula guitarist - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i no... thats like me re-naming my band ' viva la bell-end ' . then again, son of dork are a bunch of dicks
Confucious say... - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"Man standing on latrine high on pot."
tom allen - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
much better than the soviet propaganda that communist Huff pours out

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