-> "Twinkies and Hostess"
Original Song Title:
"Air Hostess"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Twinkies and Hostess"
The Lyrics
Verse 1
Walking on my way to school
I smelt something wonderful
I was coming from the mall
Next time walking into school
That's when I smelt it again
I think it was new twinkies
That gooey, white cream filling
So tasty I can't stop drooling
I think I just gained 15 pounds
Now my blood preasures rising
I wanna eat tubs of icing now
Chorus
Twinkies and hostess
Will usndo my mess you know I hate carrots and raisens
But I have this crave'in for chocolate, ding-dongs, and lots of pudding
I'm getting to big for my pants
I can't pay the rent
I wanna eat twinkis soon
Up in my room
And who cares if it's after noon
Twinkies and hostess
Verse 2
Eating peanuts for a while
Stupid, but it makes me smile
I blacked out for a while
Then someone whispered in my ear
The words that I longed to hear
"Come on, the chips are over hear"
I can't because I'm sleeping
The hostbital doctors are working
I didn't know McDonalds was bad
At that place people know me
The say I've spent one hundred grand on
Chorus
Na, na, na-na
(Repeat x6)
That gooey white cream fillling
So tasty, I can't stop drooling
I think I just gained 15 pounds
The doc says no more Twinkies
Don't know what I should do now
Chorus
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