(Let's go!)
(Yeah! Alright!)

Walking through the terminus
I saw something hideous
Hey you, you're a mess
Next I'm getting on the bus
Oh no, you're getting on the same one too
I can't believe it there's just no loo

(Let's go)
That uniform you're wearin'
Means you'll be drivin'
Man, you're just so slow
There's hardly any seats left
Think I'll need to sit right up the back

[Chorus:]

Bus driver
We wanna wear your dresses
cos we're big jessies
Though we hate high heels
We can walk in trainers
Occupied my mind
trying to find your ticket
I dropped my pants
When we went through the lights
Will I see you soon
in a police station room
For a court appearance?
Bus driver

Throwing files down the aisle
Stupid but it made you smile
Your lawyer came over for a while
Said you'd get bail in a year
These were words I didn't wanna hear
Cos I want you drivin', my dear

You can't because you're locked up
The timetable's screwed up
You didn't know I was in a hurry
The dole office people are waiting.
Those guys will cut my money.