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Song Parodies -> "Bear Hostess"

Original Song Title:

"Air Hostess"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Busted

Parody Song Title:

"Bear Hostess"

Parody Written by:

Lauren De Lacey

The Lyrics

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walking through the terminal
i saw something huggable
i went over to cuddle it
next i'm getting on the plane
that's when i see you again
i can't get you off my brain

that fur that you are wearing
so cute i can't stop staring
you're putting on an adorable show
the cabin pressure's rising
the lights are doing my eyes in now

bear hostess
i like the way you dress
though i hate to fly
but i feel much better
occupying my mind writing you a love letter
i weed my pants
when you did a funny dance
will i see you soon
in my hotel room to do your spasi dance
bear hostess

throwing berries down the aisle
crazy,but it made you smile
you came over for a while
then you whispered in my ear
the words that i longed to hear
''would you like an icy beer?''

that fur that you are wearing
so cute i can't stop staring
you're putting on an adorable show
the cabin pressure's rising
the lights are doing my eyes in now

bear hostess
i like the way you dress
though i hate to fly but i feel much better
occupying my mind writing you a love letter
i weed my pants
when you did a funny dance
will i see you soon
in my hotel room
to do your spasi dance
bear hostess
[nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah]

bear hostess
i like the way you dress
my bear hostess

bear hostess
i like the way you dress
my bear hostess

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lozo (gem) - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wicked
troutykins (liz) - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
nice one loza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!c u 2 morrow
loz(chas) - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
this song is da most wickedist song eva in my life wellat least at da moment cu 2mmorrowat skool
loz - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
some people 2day make me die of laughter cu later bye
lozi(chas) - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
i have never ever ever ever ever ever evere ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever laughed so much

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