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Lauren De Lacey

The Lyrics

read this parody and love it cause it's wicked!!!!!by the way-i'm in 'da moo crew!'
i really want to do a poo
no,nothing can change my mind,
no way
this feeling just will not go away
i think about it day and night i wanna be left alone-o.k?
and that was yesterday
and now i'm
driving in my car
but i won't get far
'cause i need a s***

i'm calling you at 3am
and i'm standing here right outside your door
and i don't think my bladder can take much more
scared of crapping my pants again
i just
want it to be like it was before
'cause i don't think my bladder can take much more

i don't give a damn about you
i just wanna use your loo AGAIN
and that's the way this night is gonna end
you say that you need some time
how long does it take to see that i
really need a wee

and now you're driving in your car
but you won't get far 'cause you need a s***!

calling you at 3am
and i'm
standing here right outside your door
and i don't think my bladder can take much more

driving in my car
this time i will get far
'cause i don't need a s***!!!!!

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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jusme - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh man! I can't stop laughing... that IS wicked!!! 5/5/5.
lauren de lacey - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks a lot for da comment from jusme-i'll try and write another one really soon!!!laters!!!!
leon kravitz - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
hey loza,i came across this parody and thought i would say hi,loving it,plz don't anyone about dat fing i told u-bye!
Phatpie13 - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I Hate To Disapoint u mate But your bladder doesn't store shit its your bowel that stores that ok i just thought i'd clear that up with you ok as no one else has bothered to yet
dude - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
this is well funni
lauren - November 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Note to Phatpie13:Look dude,no-one asked u.I don't see any of ur work on this site,so unless ur prepared to actually b creative,don't diss those who r.Y not just go eat another pie, PHATTIE!!!

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