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Song Parodies -> "Air Hostess"

Original Song Title:

"Air Hostess"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Air Hostess"

Parody Written by:

Greg Thompson

The Lyrics

Another Parody i work too hard!
walking through the terminal i saw somthing edible
you had before your duty calls
next im seeing david blane
thats when i see you again
i cant eat a fat thane
this uniform your wearing
so bare i can't stop glareing
your putting on and on a ausome show
the cabbin pressures rising
my cake has got no icing yeah
air hostess i want to eat your vest
had to pie but i feel much better mine mine mine
i wet my bed
and we are over dressed
i will see you soon in a hotel room in holiday budapest
air hostess
throwing peanuts down the isle stupid but its worth while
you came over for a pile
then you wispered in my ear
that you wanted a beer
i want you to fill it here
you can because your shirts in
the pepperratzis belching
you didn't know i did a bear
It aint the people knowing
but but i thought i heard you
air hostess i want to eat your vest
i ate a pie but i feel much better mine mine mine
your much better but i ate my vest
when we flew over france
im gonna see you soon in my hotel for a holiday budepest
air hostess
nanananananaana (and so on )
that uniform you wearing so not i can't stop glaring
your putting on an ausome show
there plane is almost grounded
so show me where im standing. there?
air hostess i want to eat your vest
but i ate a pie but i feel much better
you n that sweater
i wet my pants when we flew over france
ill see you soon in my hotel room for a holiday budapest
air hostess
your my air hostess i want to eat your vest (nananaanananaanaaan(and so on)) air hostess my air hostess i want to eat your dress
air hostess woowooowooo
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Total Votes: 4

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Greg's Dad - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Gregory...stop writing rubbish parodies and get a job...and a haircut...and a brain!
someone - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
i think the two blonds with shaags in the video busted r super hot and sexy man i love u both

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